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THANK YOU !!!!! YOU TOO OMG 🫣

HELP I DIDNT THINK ANYBODY WOULD COMMENT ON THIS/REBLOG IT 😭😭😭😭😭 YEAH ITS PUBLIC N ALL BUT I WOULDVE THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD JUST GLOSS OVER IT OMG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

To answer your question, though? No, pooks 😍 i dont have it in me anymore to be ashamed 😘

ALSO DOOM IS LEGENDARY!!! DOOM 2016 AND DOOM ETERNAL ARE TWO OF MY FAVOURITE GAMES!!! You are a big beefy stoic silent man who kills demons with cool guns. That is it. That is the entire plot 💀

But it's JDJSJSKSKDJDITS SO COOL BC YOU HAVESO MANY WAYS OF KILLING THE DMEONS!!! ONE OF THE GUNS IS LITERALLY NICKNAMRD "BIG FUCKING GUN" (BFG) LMAOOOODKFJF AND THE DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN IN ETERNAL WHICH HAS A MEATHOOK THAT YOU CAN SHOOT INTO DISTANT ENEMIES AND ZIPLINE YOURSELF FORWARD AS THE ZIPLINE IS ON FIRE!!! AHAHSDHDHHDJGKG literally it's just: "Those are demons. Here's a gun. Here's several more guns. Now kill them all. *heavy metal plays*"

2016 has more of a horror/claustrophobic element to it — Eternal less so, and is similar to an arcade, but introduces new mechanics (one of them involving a skin that has the Doom Slayer half-naked in some badass armour in cutscenes. Sexy SEXY man!!!) and has more "modern" mechanics in terms of a shooter. Eternal also has the superior soundtrack.

Also saw your ask i am gonna writr hcs for it ASAP❗❗❗

THISBIS TOTSLLY OFF TOPIC

Literally has NOTHING NG TO DO WITH MT ACCOUTN so sorry guys 🫡🫡

BUT IM SO FUCKING HYPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERES,,

,, THERES A NEW FUCKING DOOM GAME COMING OUT 😳😳😳😳🤯🤯🤯🤯😳😳🤯😳🤯😳🤯😳😳😳

THIS IS THE CLOSEST EXPERIENCE ILL EVER GET TO AN ORGASM 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘🥰😘🥰😘🥰🥰😘😍😍😍😘🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

MY PANTIES ARE SOAKED ❗SODDEN❗❗❗DRENCHED❗❗❗❗❗SEEPING❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗ HELP ME THERES WHITE STUFF SQUIRTING EVERYWHERE 😨😨😰😰😰😨😨😨😨😨

HOLT SHIT 😨😨😨

HOLY SHIT 😰😰😰😰😰😰

HOLY FUCKING SHIT,😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

GUYS!!!!!!!

THERES A NEW DOOM GAME COMING OJT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEAS IM SO FUCKING HYPED

I NEED THIS GAME AND I NEED!!! ***IT!!!*** ****RIGHT!!!**** *****NOW!!!!! *****

TAKE ALL MY MONEY BETHESDA I LITERALLY DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I GO BANKRUPT AT LAUJCH I *****NEED***** THIS GAME

I swear to fucking god one of these days im going to go berserk

Why is it that when i proofread a fic there are NO TYPOS. NOTHING. EVERYTHING IS GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT.

BUt literally as SOON as I hit post all of the typos manifest, and when i reread my post theyre all THERE and SO OBVIOUS???

WHY. IT MAKES ME LOOK ILLITERATE 😭😭😭 SICK OF THIS FUCKING SHIT

also do u think eating someone's ashes counts as cannibalism

Technically, consuming someone's ashes is cannibalism (or, at least, in my opinion, it is):

Sure, you aren't cutting up someone and consuming them with a knife and fork or freezing their body parts to preserve them for the coming months like a typical cannibal, but you can't deny that you are still consuming a human being's remains — intact, or cremated.

You could say that they were just... severely... "overcooked"... Kind of like how you can do that with regular meat if you're clumsy enough to leave chicken or other in the oven for too long. 🐔

Yet, just because the state of matter is different, it doesn't change the fact that it was a person, even if their physical state has changed drastically and they are no longer human but ash in a vase collecting dust.

...Very macabre (as if cannibalism wasn't already 💀💀💀 miss what the fuck????!! @?@?? Anyways keep these coming ill answer any one <3).

Makes me you wonder: if you would go about it by the spoonfuls, what body part[s] would you be eating? Their eyeballs? Face? Leg? Arm? Hand? Maybe in that spoonful it was their left hand mixed with their bicep. Or a foot with their ear which was once pierced. Or a finger on which a ring was worn. You wouldn't ever be able to differentiate. You'd have to use your imagination.

Still, you'd be eating their eyes, tongue, teeth, hair, skin, nails, and bone, in addition to their flesh and muscle.

I remember a woman on TLC eating the ashes of her late husband — that, to her, it tasted like pepper and mouldy eggs. What if each human being's ashes taste slightly different? What if its less bitter for someone, and more sweet? What if instead of eating it by the spoonfuls raw like her, you mixed it with porridge? In a soup? Used it as a substitute for icing sugar in a cake?

What a great topic to conclude my Friday evening omg,, LMAOOO💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I never really considered this before, but this was a creative ask ! Anywyas blink twice if you need help pooks 🆘

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Nikto who has a lopsided cock because the bindings Zakhaev put him in made it mould uncomfortably. It's never fully erect anymore, and it doesn't exactly feel the same as it used to. He feels it through the moment, whether it be a passionate or aggressive night with you.

Nikto who has a missing testicle and suffers with hypospermia (the lack of sperm cells but not infertile). He didn't know if you would still want to suck him off, and he was quite nervous to show you. But everything seemed to change when you got on your knees to kiss his half erection and cup his one testicle.

Nikto who can't suck love marks into your skin because of his broken, misshapen and malnourished lips. While he would love to see your neck and shoulders covered in hickeys and nibbles, is biting such a bad option?

Nikto who absolutely adored your body, and he honestly would kill to see you in lingerie. The lacey fabric would make you look angelic, more so that you already look! Maybe a bright white or a suiting shade of deep green would look nice on you, but he doesn't know if you want to wear it and he won't force you,

Nikto who DEFINITELY has a breeding kink. It's the Russian part of him, he needs to have offspring to keep his name going. And when you're finally pregnant, growing a child just for him within your womb, he would still eat you tf out, even when you're just a bit too close to the finish line.

Nikto who loves degrading you when he's on top, but melts and fucking nuts when you praise him in any sort of way. He's damn near never gotten any validation during sex, but with you? No, he knows his cock is making you feel good.

Nikto who only lasts long when he's on top, forcing his misaligned cock into you with brutally paced thrusts. He'll be moving you into different positions every few minutes, needing to feel you in every possible way. Just... not when he's bottoming. He'll cum so quick that it almost always leads to you receiving some head.

Nikto who got fucking hard in his pants the first time he saw you naked. Like- damn. Why the hell did you have to be so damn gorgeous? How could he ever manage to catch someone as stunning as you? He worships you, mainly whenever it's an intimate setting.

Nikto who definitely gropes you a bit too hard. You have to forgive him, mалышка, you're just so pretty! Mainly your tits, whether you have or not. Pretty nipples hardening under the callouses of his hand, he just can't get enough!

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@fishsinsareacknowledged @frogcereal29 @simp4konig @puracatt :)

Nikto Headcanon coming tomorrow <3

Proofreading rn before I fall asleep, and I'll do so tomorrow (so I don't have another situation where I have APPROX. A DOZEN TYPOS😭😭😭)

To the person[s] reading this: have a nice night/good morning 💞