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Omfg

Omfg

I love this so fucking much oh my Fucking GOD

LITERALLY THEIR DYNAMIC!!!!!!!!!

LOVE THIS SO FUCJING MUCH AAAHAHDHJFJGJGKKKKJJFJnqn @!1!!!!!#

Go get him Krueger!!! No one else wants him!!! You have no competition!!! We're rooting for you, even!!!!!

Ah, Yes. Krueger Is A Professional When It Comes To Dating Those Physically Repulsive Sexy Russian Men!

Ah, yes. Krueger is a professional when it comes to dating those physically repulsive sexy Russian men! You can trust his approach

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1 month ago

hmmmm โ€œwakes up with amnesiaโ€ trope but instead itโ€™s Ghost that wakes up after you found him half dead in a ditch somewhere and thinks that you must be his if you were out looking for him. even convinces himself that he can almost remember the first time he ever saw you. wonโ€™t hear of it when you try to tell him that the two of you have never even met before.

1 month ago

Completely unrelated to my acc n whatever but im NOT looking forward to Miller dying in Metro Exodus โ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ

His wish for his daughter to be in a safe, stable, and secure living situation, to be a grandfather, to embrace Artyom as his son-in-law... all of that goes to fucking SHIT bc that fucker had to die ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก CUNT!!! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Why does he gotta die heroically and selflessly ๐Ÿ˜ก like ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜  no ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ Miller ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข rising his life in a place with radiation 8ร— higher than Moscow just to find medicine for his dying daughter ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I CAN'T ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

The only silver lining is that I saved the rest of the gang... ๐Ÿฅฒ

1 month ago

"uncorrectly" I am going to commit violent and painful death by throwing myself into an incinerator

I swear to fucking god one of these days im going to go berserk

Why is it that when i proofread a fic there are NO TYPOS. NOTHING. EVERYTHING IS GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT.

BUt literally as SOON as I hit post all of the typos manifest, and when i reread my post theyre all THERE and SO OBVIOUS???

WHY. IT MAKES ME LOOK ILLITERATE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ SICK OF THIS FUCKING SHIT

1 month ago

I swear to fucking god one of these days im going to go berserk

Why is it that when i proofread a fic there are NO TYPOS. NOTHING. EVERYTHING IS GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT.

BUt literally as SOON as I hit post all of the typos manifest, and when i reread my post theyre all THERE and SO OBVIOUS???

WHY. IT MAKES ME LOOK ILLITERATE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ SICK OF THIS FUCKING SHIT

1 month ago

TYANK YOU SO MUCH OMG <33,, THE TIME STAMP IS SO HELPFUL TOO THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

ITS TOO LSTE 4 ME TO LISTEN TO THE SONG EN BUT I CANT WAIT FOR TMR SO I CAN LISTEN TO IT ON REPEAT!!!!

Guys PLEASE does anyone know the name of the song from THIS editvvvv????????????!!!!

Been looking in the "Krueger" tags on TikTok to find the original video but I CAN'T ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ (it wasn't me who downloaded the video โ€” my friend sent it to me </3)

PLEASE SHAZAM HAS DONE *NOTHING* BC THE CLIP IS TOO SHORT N THIS IS SO GOOD ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


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