Jeongin: If You Took A Shot For Every Time You Made A Bad Decision, How Drunk Would You Be?

jeongin: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

chan: Maybe a bit tipsy?

hyunjin: Drunk.

changbin: Wasted.

minho and jisung: Dead.

Giving Channie a handjob while watching a movie🍿

MDNI!!!

Masterlist

Yall I can’t, this sound like Chan too much 😔

lil request and it's only anon cause i discovered i CAN'T change the blog when sending asks and i'd cringe if i sen wit my main lmaao.

well, all that i see is pure coquette white cute baby girl header but what about like a nasty perv alt reader x skz? drabble, hc, oneshot.. i don't care i'm starving <ot8 pls> - skzbahng

Big Talk 💬

minors DNI! minors DNI! minors DNI! minors DNI! minors DNI!

Genre: Smau, text post, Bf!Seungmin, NFSW (18+), pervy bratty needy fem!reader, humor/crack

Warnings: NSFW minors DO NOT interact, cussing , filthy disgusting text dialogue and an ungodly amount of teasing!

A/n: hii hii anon!! i honestly don’t know why i took so long to post this bc i finished this so long ago 😭 please please forgive me! i haven’t written a spicy smau in forever bc last time i did i had to start a whole new blog 😴😭 but i hope you enjoy! and that this feeds you well 😭 (also i choose to do a smau instead of a drabble or hc cuz i think smau’s are just kinda my specialty since i write them more than anything else) this dialogue was inspired by seungmin and jeongin’s car live they did back in march. Feedback and reblogs are greatly appreciated. 🫶🏼 Taglists and requests are open!

© Skzfairyyydreamz - Plagiarism is a crime. Do not repost, alter, translate or copy without my consent.

Chan | Lee Know | Changbin | Hyunjin | Han | Felix | Seungmin | I.N

taglist: @hanniemylovelyquokka @milknhoneyracha @tinyelfperson @jiisungllvr @turtledove824 @laylasbunbunny @armystay89 @eclipsemina

buy me a coffee?

Dating Changbin

95% convinced you’ve gotta be chef level or well-versed in the art of quick food delivery (he gets hangry)

He’s not cooking for no one not even himself but is always ready to eat so lots of dates in restaurants and buffet spots

Gym dates are a staple, with matching outfits and lots of pictures

He does all the heavy lifting, can’t bear to see you strain for a second

Very soft and flirty relationship

Loves making up raps about you

Loves to talk music with you if you’re into it- beats and lyrics

Very gentle in bed- knows his own strength and won’t use it unless you want it

Doesn’t hesitate to proclaim his love for you in loud chants even around the other kids which leaves you bashful

x

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deepthroating chan until he cums 🎧

I’ll squat

if Minho told you to sit down and Chan told you to stand up, who would you listen to?