Jade: Floyd And I Were Crossing The Street, And This Dude Drove By And Honked At Us

Jade: Floyd and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Yuu: *Sighing* What did Floyd do?

Jade: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Floyd: Who wants a steering wheel?

AHHHH I HAVE NO PEOPLE TO SEND IT TO AHHHHHH DJSNSN not many at least-

@rjschocolate @that-one-daydream-you-forgot

𝚃𝙰𝙶: 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙸𝚃 !! 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 ....... 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 4 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕:

1. 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞

2. 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚍 $20 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍

3. 𝙶𝚘 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 4. 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚏𝚝

𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚠𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜! *𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘 10 𝚙𝚙𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 143 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚜

𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑:

-𝚁𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜

-𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚓𝚘𝚋/𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕

-𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 5 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜!!!

𝙽𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚜 x

I hate you but I love you at the same time Aphrodite..

@miloticbish @windblume-wishes @cupids-chamber @zeina-is-bored @riddlesimp @vampyrrez (Blame Aphrodite for this..)

Sjjsn Welp--

Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Noé Archiviste (Vanitas no Carte)

Beidou (Genshin Impact)

Uhh-- you guys put a lot of men so I had to put my beloved Beidou dnjzns--

I don't have a lot of people sooo-

@aphmaulover94 @lunii-luu @tazzyboo-deactivated20221020 @rjschocolate @morningsstaravatar

❦ ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖, 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤! ❦

Alright, Travelers! I’ve decided to start a tag challenge! Yay! For this challenge we need to:

Name 3 Characters from 3 fandoms (name the fandoms) you simp for and tag 10 people!

Simple right? Okay, I’ll go first! (Oh dear…)

Silver (Twisted Wonderland)

Mayoi Ayase (Ensemble Stars)

Childe (Genshin Impact)

I shall tag… @achy-boo @adrianasunderworld @honey-milk-depresso @cupids-chamber @riddle-simp @yume-fanfare @thesunshineriptide @yulin-pop @twstrhythm @natewriteslol

Have fun ye simps! - Windblume ♡︎

Hey friend!! So I’m playing around with William’s hairstyle a bit in my drawing but I was wondering if it would be oki to play with/make him an outfit too~? Also if I was gonna draw him in a school uniform what dorm colors/armband should I use? I was thinking Diasomnia but I didn’t wanna assume~

It's okay! You absolutely can do whatever you wish, I don't mind! AND ANOTHER OUTFIT FOR HIM? HELL YEAH! As for his dorm? I never decided what dorm he would be in to be honest, but you can decide! Also I like Willly with long nails, that's the only preference I have hshs

OH MY GOD SHE WOULD LMAO SHE TOTALLY WOULD-- @aphmaulover94

Homewrecker, husband-stealer villainess!

Idia is not going anywhere, you hear me?! You might be happy being the other woman, but I'm not happy with the pair of horns!

NOTE: I only write for female Reader, but everyone is welcome to read!

Inspired by @adrianasunderworld in this funny as hell post.

THIS HAS A SEQUEL! What if we fake married for real? (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾) ~★

"To give someone a pair of horns" is to cheat on them. Also, Rook gets involved because he'd absolutely adore to be part of the drama.

— (⁠╬⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)⁠⊰⁠⊹ฺ

Idia knows he's not frozen like the others, but honestly, he feels like it. He feels like even his lungs, even his heart has stopped. All because of this cute-faced npc who forced her way into a romance route with him. If he could think about it, he'd think about that horror game with the same story, but right now his mind is blank.

He has reached the point of no return. Actually dying would just reinforce his fate.

Or, at least, is what he thought. Almost as if answering to his thoughts, there's a loud noise coming from the other side of the doors, followed by footsteps.

Then the doors are thrown open by none other than (Y/N), the Ramshackle Housewarden that the school affectionately tends to call "Prefect".

She's dressed to the nines in a breathtaking wedding gown, the skirt pooling around her like God-Tier CGI, the blue accents contrasting beautifully with the pearly white of the dress, the blue roses decorating her head in a crown making her look like Persephone herself. She'd look perfect, if it weren't for the tear streaks her make-up left behind.

Wait. Tear streaks?

The silence breaks with the Prefects loud, shrill screech, a sound no one has ever thought she, the usually soft spoken and gentle Prefect, would be capable of.

"HOMEWRECKER!"

Without stopping to breath, she walks forwards, looking angrier and angrier each step taken.

"How dare you, you conniving bitch?! How dare you steal my groom! ON OUR WEDDING DAY?!" she screams at Eliza, stopping in the middle of the way to point at... at Idia himself?! "And you! You good-for-nothing two-timer! How dare you leave me waiting at the altar?!"

"Young man, I am terribly disappointed!" Professor Crewel chides from behind her, and Idia finally notices the group that actually came in with her. "I did not give you permission to marry my daughter, my first and only daughter, for you to break her heart on her happiest day!"

"Big brother! How could you! Think of your child!" Ortho chimes in, and if Idia hadn't built tear tracks on the boy himself, he would believe firmly in his tears. "Little Meg would be so sad if her daddy just left for another woman!"

"Idia, what is the meaning of this?!" it's Eliza's turn to screech, turning to him with fury in her eyes. Idia stutters a few random letters, trying to form words, just as confused as she is.

Until it clicks.

Right. Fake relationship. How could he forget one of the most cliche tropes in romance's history?

"I... I... t-this isn't what it looks like!" he finally manages to say, trying to look as desperate as he can, which is not hard considering what his fate is in case this plan fails. "I can explain!"

"Is it because of my past with Rook?! "

"Young man, you're still hung up on that, despite being the only man I've ever approved for my daughter?"

"What?!" someone yells in the crowd, but the man in question promptly enters the play as if he was born for this moment alone.

"Monsieur, I have told you this already, but I shall say it again! My dear dove's happiness is the most important to me! If she has chosen you, then my heart shall settle!" What the fuck, why is Rook so good at improv?

"I-I know!" calm down, Idia, think of this as a rhythm game and keep the beat going! "I don't... I don't want this, but this villainess wouldn't listen!"

"Wait, so this woman is telling the truth?!"

"This woman?! THIS WOMAN?! You mean his true bride?!" (Y/N) steps closer, fat crocodile tears rolling down her cheeks, smudging her make-up even more. "You- you- you husband-stealer! Know your place! You come into my house, you steal my groom and the father of my daughter-"

"I see no child-"

"Do you think I'd bring my child to see my husband's mistress?!"

"Big sister, calm down, think of the baby! Your stress levels are dangerously high!"

"WHAT BABY?!"

"Monsieur Shroud, if you do not fix this situation, I shall be taking my belle back! Do not worry, the children will not grow without a father!"

So ummm

Lilia and his war friend, William! Jdjs I forgot to take out the blush djjd but the look so cute-- William kinda looks like a cat. And yes, William has that type of hair color but like darker jsns

Tagging: @aphmaulover94 @rjschocolate

GUYS IDK IF ANYONE HAS DONE THIS KNE YET BUT ITS SO CUTE PLZ LETS MAKE A PICREW CHAIN I WANT TO SEE U GUYS AND UR BLORBOS

LINK!!!

tagging:: @theheavilyindulgentgoat @spadecentral @cherrys-sweetness @kirans-wonderland @merotwst @oseathepebble @tulipluvlettr @nanograms @gh-0st-y @jackiecronefield @ruggiethethuggie @astiesgoldenberry @a-hollow-angel @heartsleybyul @love-thanatopsis + anyone else that would like to join :333 SORRY FOR TAGGING U FUYS SHAHUDUA