Not Socialist In A I Wont Have To Work Type Of Way But Socialist In A Ill Still Be Working But I Wont

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

HOT TO GO! is like if macarena was made for gen z lesbians

yall realize you can criticize religion without like. making fun of people for having things that are sacred and holy to them right.

Edward: Abandoning atheism because I gotta believe there's a hell for some of you

Sitting here wondering about mah man juuzou suzuya.

MOTHERFUCKER UNLIMITED!

Shinohara is practically his dad at this point. That poor man needs to walk him through how to talk to people without sounding batshit or instruct him Not To Do Things. He’s considered getting a child leash more than once

Since he was raised as a scrapper, he mimics a lot of ghoul behaviors he was raised around because he assumed everyone did them. These days he gets in trouble a lot for growling at, grabbing, and rubbing against people

He avoids eye contact. One ghoul behavior he picked up is making intense eye contact only as A Very Clear Threat

He is albino. He is very pale. He really needs to wear sunscreen. He refuses to wear sunscreen.

In the scrapper cells he was fed mostly dry cereal, entire cabbages, and dried meat since the ghouls there made no attempt to understand what he might like or what would be healthy for him. He wasn’t introduced to sweets until he was taken by the CCG, and many people are disturbed by the fact that sweets are ranked above Being Freed From Torture And Confinement on his list of things he likes about the outside world

Despite caring very little about pain, Juuzou can’t stand the feeling of many fabrics and refuses to wear a suit or white coat. Even the uniform and armor he wears to raids had to be adjusted for him to tolerate them

His morbid fascinations lead him to being a fan of zombie media, and he has seen every episode of Z Nation. He’ll parrot lines from it and make references to it and is disappointed that no one gets them because No One Watches Z Nation

CCG doctors have tried to put him on testosterone to make up for getting Neutered as a kid but he didn’t take the shots since he has no problem with the way he is now. He’d have been asexual whether it happened or not so being Nut Free doesn’t bother him.

Takizawa hated him when he worked with the CCG because of how weird he is, but after turning into a ghoul, Seidou is more inclined to befriend him now that he understands so many of his sensitivities and social issues

When he learned what Tattooes were he was ecstatic, if Shinohara didn’t stop him he would look like a high school bathroom wall by now

He can’t read very well so Shinohara showed him how to use audiobooks. Sure he’s a bit late to his Warrior Cats phase but it was inevitable

He keeps climbing things

One of Juuzou’s most disruptive ghoul behaviors is the need to Fucking Run all the time. He’s just gotta do it. Through the halls of the CCG building, through the park, around the house, he just has to. When he lost one of his legs, much to the disappointment of his coworkers, It Did Not Stop Him. He just sprinted down the halls of the hospital on all threes until he had to be restrained

Speaking of losing his leg, the first thing he did upon getting his prosthetic was find a way to hide snacks in it