The One-Piece Cellblock Tango

The One-Piece Cellblock Tango

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This little brain worm is brought to you from my gorgeous sister, small snail @since-im-already-here, and beautiful moot-wife @sordidmusings. I truly don't know how we got onto the topic, but here it is.

And now, the merry murderers of the Grand Line County Jail, in their rendition of “The Cell Block Tango.”

Pop. 

"So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots…

…Into his head"

(Benn Beckman, Doflamingo, Usopp, Yasopp)

Six

"So that night when he came home from work, I fixed him his drink as usual…

…You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic"

(Sanji, Lucky Roux, Nami)

Squish

"And then he ran into my knife…

…He ran into my knife ten times"

(Mihawk, Zoro, Shanks)

Uh-uh

"Mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem probaltam. A rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg"

"Yeah, but did you do it?"

"Uh-uh, not guilty!"

(Rosinante/Corazon, Ace)

Cicero 

"It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead"

(Sir Crocodile, Trafalgar Law, Eustass Kid)

Lipschitz 

“I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive…

…And I saw him dead”

(Luffy, Robin, Brook, Buggy)

HAHA @fanaticsnail @sordidmusings

MORE >:D

“babygirl” and it’s a man in his forties who kills ppl

sorry I cried and told you I was gonna kill myself over a small thing, I have crying and wanting to kill myself over small things disorder

@fanaticsnail it’s you

Every time I try to eat with one of them I wanna CHOMP