Sipthattea501 - *sips Tea*

Alright, people. Meet my random OC- SEVER! -She is a female clone who is female due to a genetic mutation and alive because Rex was like “you kill her I skin you” to the Kaminoans so they let her live. -her pronouns are she/him

-she made a hologram thing that makes her look like a regular clone. She activates it when she feels more like a guy or when she feels like she needs to fit in

-she’s bi

OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT

Rex pronounces the WH in the word "what" the same way Stewie Griffin pronounces the WH in "coolWHip". My evidence? TCW E9S4 at the 16:53 mark. Thank you.

I can just HEAR him quietly singing “don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious, no don’t be suspicious”

Rex in his useless little disguise cloak from tbb can be something so personal

Omega, girl, that thing 110% has rabies

Echo is the only TRULY reasonable bad batcher, you can’t change my mind

The what the kriff where you transporting, Echo???

How is it going, working Space DoorDash with Hunter?

You seriously think we were transporting food? That's cute.

If u have ever watched the clone wars series 2003, u would find that u are correct. Anakin Skywalker eats bugs.

Thinking about Predator Species Obi-wan.

The 501st and 212th are chilling on a planet after a campaign. Everyone setting up little campfires and cooking stations.

Rex is watching his General eat bugs, trying to be polite and not gag at the crunch of the beetle as he bites into it. "Sir we went hunting..." When that does not get a response, he adds "There are rations."

Anakin waves him away with the hand not full of bugs, squirming and wriggling. "Naw im fine." He grabs one of the thick round worms from his hand and slurps it up. Rex feels himself die a little inside.

Rex turns to Ahsoka to complain and finds her biting into a raw rabbit-like creature with a look of glee on her face, at least she has the excuse of biology. He keeps turning until he finds Cody. "I'll trade. Your jedi isnt feral."

Cody gives him a flat unamused look, shifting out of the way revealing Obi-wan gnawing on the bones of something, his fingers and the skin around his mouth are a little bloody still. The men are thanking him for catching whatever it had been for them to cook up. "Are you sure about that vod?"

Rex stares for a moment as he comes to terms with this revelation. "Does he also get 'the zoomies' and hunt the mouse droids?"

Cody snorts. "When something triggers his hunting instinct his eyes get all big and round. So far he hasnt hunted anything, droids or otherwise but I can tell when he has to talk himself out of it."

"And the zoomies?" Rex asks because he absolutely needs to know if the imagery in his head of Kenobi bouncing around the halls is true or not.

"Sometimes." His brother shrugs. "Mostly he climbs things." Cody says simply.

"Climbs things. Like?"

"Everything." Cody answers.

Yes that makes sense. It explains why the man is always climbing up into trees or scaling cliffs or perching on boulders or the walkers when they're brought out. "People?"

"Everything." Cody repeats. "He likes to 'have the high ground'."

"Are you the high ground?" Rex asks because he cannot help being a little shit.

Cody's flat bored gaze turns scathing, promising violence. "I will tell Skywalker you want to try those worms. Watch your mouth."

Threat noted and understood. Rex hears another crunch from Anakin's beetles. Ahsoka makes a happy whistle-click as a trooper hands her another little rabbit thing to tear into and he hears a snap a moment later from Obi-wan breaking the bone hes been chewing on, in between bites of the cooked meat Pudding hands him, to get to the marrow. Both Ahsoka and Obi-wan eating like they've been starving.

"Are they doing okay with just the rations?" Rex asks. His amusement and mild disgust turning into concern.

"Obi-wan says they're fine." From the tone of his voice he obviously doesn't trust that assessment. "Vacc is looking into it. Not much we can do though."

Rex nods. That's just the way of things. "I'll have Kix look into it too. He's already asked Kenobi if Skywalker was missing certain nutrients in his diet that he gets from insects." Rex says. His eyes shifting to stare at the man. "He said no. Skywalker just finds the taste enjoyable."