Reblog This And Put In The Tags What Your Blog Would Taste Like

Reblog this and put in the tags what your blog would taste like

when scorpius was younger he’d bring frogs and snails and bugs and shit into the house as his new friends and set them loose and draco would scream and cry for astoria or scorpius to take it back outside. a frog jumps at him and he goes full-on white girl about it

harry potter characters as vines

harry: zach stop! zach stOp!!! ur gonna get in trouble!

hermione: that is nOt correct bc according to the encyclopedia of asdsghfk

ron: i don't have enough money for chicken nuggets :(

luna: hi i'm renata bliss and i'm your freestyle dance teacher

dean and seamus: two bro's chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay

percy: iridocyclitis

draco: if you put ur hand on me imma fucking rip ur face off BITCH "what did he do?" he fucking pushed me

hagrid: "GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH!" it don't bite "YES IT DO"

filch: "there's only one thing worse than a rapist. BOOM." a child! "nO-"

snape: four female ghostbusters? the feminists are taking over! i'm an adult virgin

remus: on all levels except physical, i'm a wolf. woof!

sirius: school's not important. be whatever you wanna be. if you wanna be a dog, WOOF, you know?

regulus: this is why mom doesn't FUCKING love you

james: i love you bitch... i ain't gon never stop loving you... bitch

moody: we all die you either kill yourself or get killed

dumbledore: "how do you know what's good for me?" THAT'S MY OPINIOOON

dobby: i wanna see my little boy (here he comes) i wanna see my little boy

mcgonagall: whoever threw that paper ur mom's a hoe

harry: my father didn't strut.

snape:

remus:

sirius:

the literal entire fandom:

james, looking down from heaven, lying sideways on a futon, tossing glitter for dramatic effect: DRAG him, son

here, have some:

james and lily: *staring into each other's eyes*

snape: *opens a bag of crisps and eats loudy*

james and lily: we’re having a moment.

snape: okay? i’m having crisps.