The Person Who Invented Marriage Was Creepy As Hell Like Hey Yo I Love U So Much Im Gonna Get The Government

the person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like hey yo i love u so much im gonna get the government involved so u cant leave

i think i’m going to become an unreliable narrator. if you see me obscuring the full truth or saying things that directly contradict each other, don’t worry about it.

I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.

“I don’t want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

nothing wrong with being easy to please! give all the books you read five stars. watch that movie again after people tell you that it wasn’t that great. play that band’s new album on repeat, even though it’s not supposed to be as good as their old stuff. refuse to say anything critical about something you thought was cool. be bold in telling grumpy people “actually i liked it a lot!”

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