You WISHED You Were Half As Good As Me.

You WISHED you were half as good as me.
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Say what you want about the game it can be ready funny

the reason that he is a girl asked him to vore her(its the most impactful moment in the show) and because she is the only human he ate he defaults to her form(or he defaults to her do to sentimental value).
the reason he is a child is that he is pretty childish(he says stuff like "amazeballs" unironeky) so a grown adult saying that would sound weird so a childish body fits better
i don't plan on the watching the anime but can someone tell me why the main character in 'reincarnated as a slime' looks like a 12 year old girl. isn't he supposed to be a man in like his late 20s
Help I'm stuck

Soooo I'm on a bus and a kid I don't know just gives me a small McDonald's cup Coke for no reason. Anyway how was your Tuesday

He did tho. He said that he is a carefree and chaotic dad on twitter. but he ended up just the worst dad in fiction.
can we talk about how shitty molly's dad is

Like we all know his a bad dad but WOW I forgot how bad he is. I haven't re-watched the show in a while and I thought "maybe he isn't as bad as I remembered. Maybe I'm over exaggerating my memories of him" BUT NOPE, he is as bad as I remember. For example he straight up FORGOT HIS OWN DAUGHTER AT A MUSEUM WHILE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO LOOK AFTER HER. Also he shows blatant favoritism to Lorelai because she makes cool stuff with her epithet. I REPEAT, HE PREFER'S HIS OTHER KID BECAUSE SHE MAKES COOL SHIT. HIS FAVORITISM HAS GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE LORELAI IS OK WITH SAYING THAT HE DOSEN'T LIKE MOLLY AND IT BEING TRUE. I MEAN HE NEVER ONCE IN THE SHOW OR BOOK SHOWS THAT HE LOVES OR EVEN LIKES HIS KIDS