Crows Can Take Home Whatever Shiny Objects They Like But When I Do It Im Stealing And Have Too Much Trash

crows can take home whatever shiny objects they like but when I do it I’m “stealing” and “have too much trash in my room??” when will the double standards end??

Things That People Have Said To Me Since I Started Working In A Yarn Shop

“i need more of the rowan felted tweed, i’m making some first-world-war balaclavas and i’ve run out”

“i’m making my husband an x-files themed jumper for christmas and i can’t find a good colour for the spaceship”

“do you have any wool/acrylic blends on sale, i’m making hats for the seamen’s mission to give to sailors and i know they say to use acrylics because they’re cheap but it gets awfully cold at sea and i worry”

“i need some black wool for gloves, but it has to be flame-proof because i’m making them for the beltane fire-jugglers”

“could you see if you have another copy of this pattern for a baby shawl, i’ve knitted it in different colours for all of my six children and twelve grandchildren but it’s started to fall apart a bit"

[from a blond, six-foot surfer dude] “yeah, do you have any really light needles, i’m going backpacking around argentina and i want to do some socks while i’m on the coach but there isn’t much room in my rucksack”

“which of these colours do you think would be best for a knitted corgi”

“do you have any patterns for dog hats”

all tiddies are good tiddies and this isn’t an opinion this is a FACT this is science bitch get with the program!

 Ballet du Grand Théâtre de Genève: Pontus Lidburg’s Giselle (x)

Traditional Mexican clothing, photos by Diego Huerta

(1 and 2 are women in traditional Tehuana headdresses)