Mens Fashion Is So Flat, Lets Go Back To Louis Xivs Court. Where Are The Heels? Where Is The Makeup And

Mens fashion is so flat, lets go back to louis xiv’s court. Where are the heels? Where is the makeup and extravagant wigs? Where are the tights and lush cloaks? Where is the pizzazz???

something: is pink

me: i’m fucking sold

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

I love Alexander the Great because if he was a fictional character you would yell “THAT’S JUST NOT REALISTIC WTF MAN YOU CAN’T WIN A BATTLE AFTER BEING ATTACKED FROM BEHIND AND HAVE TO WHEEL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN ARMY AND FIGHT YOUR WAY ACROSS A RIVER AND UPHILL AGAINST A LARGER ARMY"  

But

“Look conquering an island by making it not an island any more is ridiculous that’s never going to be believable.”

But

He just fuckin did that shit.

self-care is reaching under your shirt and firmly gripping your own boob

May all of you find jobs and careers to support yourselves, your families, your pets, and may you never spend a single night dreading going to work the next day. May your jobs be fulfilling, safe, rewarding, prosperous, and healthy for you and your goals.