I WAS LOOKING THROUGH NAMES AND ON A BABY NAIMG WEBSITE "EGYPT" COMES UP

i wouldn't go anywhere near a tesco also i wouldn't touch that i like strolling around in B&Qs as theyre kinda like mini ikeas also its just rlly fun the paints only interesting if youre GETTING paint in both primary and secondary school our houses would just be named after places where??? is that meant to be london or smth???!??? EWJ words can't describe how unrelatable that is if you were in a bus w no headphones guarantee youd probably get called a cunt ect. also who the fuck are they??!!?? no buddy i think you just lead an “interesting” life im just so genuinely confused like who approved this???????

this is my uncle he literally gets so excited its sane like “ok dude im nevr gonna let myself get that boring but good for you ig???” /hj