What Was The Point In Animal Planet Airing Those Incredibly Convincing Fake Documentaries About Dragons

What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

I fucking despise when things fake being higher quality than they are. I don't mean like slapping a slightly misspelled brand name onto an identical non-designer product for purely aesthetic reasons I mean like rivets or thread that are actually glued down rather than punched or stitched. Fake pockets on jeans that are actually just an extra seam. Heavy looking chain that's plastic or very soft flimsy metal rather than anything sturdy. I bought boots which looked like they had a stitched sole 8 months ago and lo and behold the glue holding the sole on is revealing itself by falling apart. You PUT a STITCH IN THERE. YOU HAD THE NEEDLE AND THREAD. AND YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY STITCH DOWN THE FUCKING SOLES. Oh it makes me so mad. Cheap cunts taking the aesthetics of durability or practicality while handing you a product that won't last you the year

it actually really doesn’t matter at all and everything will be okay forever

Another scene edit!! Kinda?? I didn’t polish it full so it’s kinda horse garbage.

See- I drew this then I realized people wouldn’t realize why I drew Stanley with long hair when his reference showed him with short hair.

So in the span of ten minutes I put together a messy picture of what Sixer’s personal entries into the scrapbooks would be!

A translation for the LOSERS who can’t read cursive:

Name : Sixer Pines

Age: 12 (However I shall be 13 by the end of summer.)

Hometown: Glass Shard Beach, New Jersey

Interests: Sailing, the paranormal, jellybeans, soap opera The Duchess Approves

Siblings: My twin brother, Stanley. Imagine me with brainwashed by disco music and with longer hair. (He’s attempting to imitate some sort of lead singer?) He is a true heroine when he isn’t telling horrible “jokes.” His intelligence is great but lays not in science, often acts the way he does to drive me insane. (Was a lot more fun before his obsession with charming babes.)

Distinguishing features: A birth defect that gave me six fingers on both hands (hence my nickname). Mom once said it meant I could overcome any challenge. Stanley say it makes for good turkey art.

We need to normalize buying me a full bottle of every perfume i ever wanted

Fiddauthor in fanon is often doomed toxic unrequited type yaoi, and I DO love some angst, but y'all forget how much Ford loves that guy

"His brilliant mind and amusing quirks have made this task infinitely more enjoyable"

"One of the kindest hearts I've ever seen"

Sorry. From DAY ONE being roommates in college, he ran up to Fiddleford (after he'd been crying and wanting to leave) and was like "I won't sleep until I prove your theory!!"

He was so excited to work with him and be best friends. The adoration is unreal. Fuckass BILL got in his head and turned him against Fiddleford. They were so sweet to each other, and Ford wasn't selfish from the start, but Bill went all Frodo and Gollum on him and Ford screwed up bigtime because of it

"I'm sorry Fiddleford" had been on loop in his head for 30 years, I'm not over that