Its Not Funny But I Do Think About It A Lot

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

Not to worry; as rare as it might be, there are many others besides them. Although...

I find it quite strange that you don't want to know more about Wander. Don't you want to know how to weaken him so he can't manipulate you anymore?

You have the means to destroy him physically, but he always gets under your metaphorical skin one way or another. I might be able to help you change that.

I've discovered some things about him that most people won't know, not even Sylvia. I'm not going to lie and say I know everything about him; he's still very much a mystery. However...

I do think this information could prove useful to you. You could use it to break his spirit so he can never get to you again.

So, what do you say? Would you like to hear it? Or would you rather spend eternity chasing after something untouchable..?

...Wait, am I a celestial being?

Is there anyone in the cast who that poor anon dee COULD manage to romance?

Yes.

There is one.

the flirt anon has finally found their special someone

Non-Kirby fans: All of these things happened in official material (games, novels, manga, anime) except for one. So, take a wild guess...

I trust that you Kirby fans won't spoil the surprise until the poll closes? This is an experiment.

That's not even a headcanon that's just true

Hater's favorite video game is Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) for the PlayStation 2 send post

Interwoven

Like a giant pink warship, the Rosy Frigate punctuates the endless sea of tendrils. It hosts a crew of disk-shaped ravenous eating-machines called orbics. It is the orbics’ duty to keep the creeping tendrils from strangling and overtaking their home. Fading daylight signals their departure from the safe cluster beneath their giant companion to begin the night’s work of clearing new growth in the near vicinity. Each orbic can consume half its body weight in tube-carpet flesh every night, ensuring they will always have a place to return to at dawn. A Dwarf Blue Cortina observes the melee in confusion. Anything larger than an orbic will send it leaping away for cover, as its curiosity is matched only by its caution. The stoic quartet of Reponos standing solemnly in the background is incapable of seeing or hearing the events taking place nearby. Their role in this ecosystem turns out to be rather bizarre…