Yet The Question Remains; Who Is Being Stabbed?

Yet the question remains; who is being stabbed?

What, you egg?

I cant find my Magolor holding a kitchen knife edit but that's what my answer would have been

Not to worry; as rare as it might be, there are many others besides them. Although...

I find it quite strange that you don't want to know more about Wander. Don't you want to know how to weaken him so he can't manipulate you anymore?

You have the means to destroy him physically, but he always gets under your metaphorical skin one way or another. I might be able to help you change that.

I've discovered some things about him that most people won't know, not even Sylvia. I'm not going to lie and say I know everything about him; he's still very much a mystery. However...

I do think this information could prove useful to you. You could use it to break his spirit so he can never get to you again.

So, what do you say? Would you like to hear it? Or would you rather spend eternity chasing after something untouchable..?

...Wait, am I a celestial being?

uhmmm quick ideas but ancient swords of justice as a single ancient paradoxmon and the legendary beasts as a single future paradoxmon.....

Well, considering you were born from a cosmic storm and you have magic powers I'd say yes! People like you are pretty rare, but you can find quite a few of them if you know where to look. They usually end up as villains like Sourdough (not sure what their real name is) or guardians like the legendary Myrtle.

These people are usually the only ones to have near infinite lifespans, but some species can live for centuries all on their own. Strangely enough, Wander's an example of this; he's been traveling through galaxies and changing his name for thousands of years now.

He might be even older than you...

...Wait, am I a celestial being?

Headcanons for Haters anatomy! Ive had these floating about and decided to finally jot them down properly!

Its mostly weird and icky jelly stuff that changes in consistency and even opacity depending on its function and purpose. It resides within his bones for the most part but seeps out whenever he gets a cut or injured or needs some extra protection, so it gets extra goopy and bad when something makes its way past the layers of bone and into the system within. The first time he got properly sick in the skullship it was a nightmare for the little guys. (Picture sm similar to that scene in Howls Moving Castle)

But this does help explain how hes so immune to Captain Tim and their scratches and bites and acid fuelled "kisses". Hes doing alot of repairing and rebuilding without even realising. As well as the jelly being very effective against most types of acids and keeping any other unwanted inruders out of his system.

Very little is known about how he functions and he barely knows how he works himself despite years of being alive so its quite a scare when he actually does get properly hurt or sick. His senses are also pretty dull on the outer layers, which definitely didn't influence his relationship to pain and torturing and not getting why his fleshy companions make such a big deal out of it.

But the sudden sensory input when the jelly gets involved can be surprising and even upsetting, anything more than a loose flowy robe is suddenly really annoying and distracting to wear. A little like moving from the amount of sensation in ones teeth, to the amount of sensation in the gums.