Im Gonna Glisten And Glitter All Over Gotham City

“I’m gonna glisten and glitter all over Gotham city” 😭😭😭😭‼️

Just some silliness, dedicated to @thirstyvampyr and inspired by their Iggy posts 💖

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“Then she says I’m ugly which is so fuckin’ stupid.” Iggy continued the story he’d been telling about the girl who turned him down. “I’m hot. Right, Ian?”

“Uh.” Ian looked up, confused as to what he should be agreeing with. “What?”

“I mean, you think I’m hot, right?” Iggy prompted, looking at him earnestly.

“I don’t…um. I mean, I’ve never thought about you in that way.” Ian frowned and looked at his husband for help.

“Why the fuck would Ian think you’re hot?” Mickey asked, mirroring Ian’s confusion.

“He’s banging you. He married you. And you’re my brother so.”

“What the fuck has that got to do with it?”

“Duh. We look alike.”

“You really don’t. No offense.” Ian knew there was going to be some sort of weird conversation when they invited Iggy around for dinner but he didn’t expect this.

“What, you think the sister of every girl you’ve banged is also hot?” Mickey questioned.

Iggy nodded, as if his little brother was really fuckin’ stupid. “Yes. Fuckin’ obviously.”

“Jesus, you just think every woman is hot.” Mickey rolled his eyes.

“You’re telling me….you don’t wanna bang….teeth or mouth or whatever the fuck….Lip!” Iggy clicked his fingers as he remembered the correct name. “You’re telling me you don’t wanna bang Lip?”

“Fuck no.” Mickey screwed up his face in disgust. “Do you not see the difference between him and Ian?”

“Well, I’m not gay so…” Iggy shrugged, “I mean, Ian’s got red hair and he’s tall but apart from that….”

“Yeah, alright, dumbass. You don’t need to be gay, you just need to be a person with eyes, Ian is infinity times hotter than Lip. Ok?”

Ian smiled, “Thanks Mick.”

“Ok.” Iggy rolled his eyes. “Anyway, you gonna rate me out of ten or what, Ian?”

“Uh. I’d rather not.”

“Look, I get you think Mickey is a ten….for some fuckin’ reason….maybe you need fuckin’ glasses…whatever. But just gimme a number.”

“Minus a million.”

“I didn’t fuckin’ ask you, Mickey.”

“Uh, um….” Ian sent Mickey a panicked look.

“He’s not rating you Iggy.” Mickey said firmly.

“Fuckin’ rude. I’m a guest.”

“What the fuck has that got to with anything?”

“Means you gotta be nice to me.”

“No, it fuckin’ doesn’t!”

“Alright.” Ian stepped in, realising the brothers were going to keep arguing if someone didn’t stop them. “Why don’t we pick a pizza place to order from?”

“Yeah. I’m starving.” Mickey was instantly distracted.

Iggy not so much, “What about my rating? I can take my shirt off?”

“No!” Ian and Mickey said in unison.

“Whatever. I’m a catch. I know it. We’re getting sides right? And I want dips too. And ice cream.”

silly thingy for pride month hehe :3

Same characters different font

Butch dies from cringe 💀