Dorothy And Alice Have Much To Tell Each Other

Dorothy and Alice have much to tell each other

Toto and Dinah sit quietly and listen

Painting by Helen Green

So our cat went missing yesterday (we found her its fine) but she isn't spayed yet, and in heat so she's a horny bastard right now and my whole family's been calling her a lil hoe and that she's going to come home with a boyfriend and this was the text my aunt sent me once we found her

Aunt Denise I love you

Update: friend and I are dating now

Was wingmaning my friend and his crush along with some other friends at a market center and at some point we walked past this dude that was sat at an outdoor table, eating fries, and when we passed him he yelled at my friend "I love you my little dude!" and friend was like "... love you too, man!" And then a few seconds pass and dude's all "I'm not gay though!" and then my OTHER friend turns around and shouts "WE ARE!" at him

Few hours later we walk back past that spot and he's passed out on the ground with two people calling an ambulance

Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder is just rock's Shakira and vice versa

@leathermouthproxies come collect your man

Supernatural took this literally

“this character is dead” to you maybe. I don't know where y'all live but I live in denial