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Norman 🫶

Man cave, but not like a cave for men, rather, a cave of men. A bunch of guys sitting on each other’s shoulders with their arms linked together forming a large dome. They sleep in shifts so there’s always enough men awake to keep the dome supported. Perhaps one day they could even form a man sphere and roll around. Imagine the places they’d go.

What are your LEAST favourite analog horror series and tropes?

I can’t stand EAS scenarios, sticking to one format and synthetic voices.

They can be used well, sure.

But only if done well or sparingly

Thank you for the ask.

There’s one big thing that always irritates me in analog horror, and it’s when they throw in some random awful event just to try to make it creepier. It doesn’t advance the story, it doesn’t add to the lore, it’s not something well made or interesting or unique. They just add something awful to make you uncomfortable because they can’t make real horror.

It’s why I could never really get into the painter. It’s just kinda dull. It’s the same format over and over with a few weird pictures and some text thats like “this person was alive when they got stabbed in the face. That would suck huh” like ok, cool, I guess it would.

There’s no element of real story, it’s not building up to anything. I’m not watching the next video thinking it’s going to be even better than the last one. The only thing keeping you watching is the hope that eventually they’ll show you something weird. I can’t get into an analog horror series where the only point of interest is “hey, isn’t this fucked up?”.

They really just spoon feed you the horror. Urban spook has never heard of show don’t tell.

Reading this back I guess that’s more two things.

My least favourite tropes in analog horror are shock for the sake of shock and explaining why something is scary.

Other than that I’d say I like most of the other tropes, even if they might be overused. Things like synthetic voices and EAS scenarios were always things I myself liked, although I get why they’d get annoying over time.

As for my least favourite series, I think you could figure it out from what I already wrote lol.

Trying to make up for a severe lack of memes in the analog horror community.

What kind of art do you like??

Thank you for the ask!

I consider myself someone with a pretty wide range when it comes to my taste in art. There’s something to be appreciated in every piece of art work. That being said I do have certain things I enjoy more in art.

I’m a huge fan of anything super stylized or unrealistic. Things like cartoons, surrealist art or abstract paintings. I also love colour, the more eyestrain the better.

In terms of the subject of the art, I like weird things. Floating eyeballs and spirals and bugs and body horror. Horror art and pieces with super cryptic messages or weird symbolism are high on my list.

Sculptures, paintings, digital art and traditional art are probably my favourite mediums of art. Oil pastels are something I am especially fond of, both in art I make and art I look at.

I think that about covers everything. I love art just in general, its rare I find a style I genuinely dislike, but those are my favourite qualities in art.

Howdy. I’m sick rn and very bored so if anyone sees this, you should send me an ask. Like send me literally anything. Tell me about a weirdly specific opinion, or your really niche special interest. Consider this an excuse to send me five paragraphs of the elaborate lore of a thing you like. Ask me about my various interests if you want (Kirby/analog horror/tma, ect). I just love to talk and I want something to do.