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"You didn't make me Robin. You know that right? I know you think you're all that, but trust me, Bruce. I was heading down this path, and you just helped make sure I didn't kill myself along the way." TOP TEN COMIC PANELS THAT UNDERSTAND THAT NOT EVEN GOD COULD HAVE STOPPED DICK GRAYSON FROM DECIDING WHAT PATH HE WAS GOING TO CHARGE DOWN, BRUCE WAYNE NEVER STOOD A CHANCE.

Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? To you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-

Bruce: My kids.

Reporter: I’m sorry what?

Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.

Reporter: …

Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.

Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.

Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.

Like this.

Akatsuki Kakashi robe design for my obikaka fic.

Immanentize the Eschaton by huei (ongoing)

Words: 46794

Chapters: 9/?

Summary

The story of Akatsuki Tobi and ANBU Hound on their way to bring paradise to the chaotic shinobi world. (Or, what if canon, but Akatsuki Kakashi.)

Notes:

The Kakashi in this will be ANBU Kakashi who never become a teacher. The Obito in this will be Obito who has the misfortune to get distracted by Kakashi in the process of his Plan. This...changes him a bit. The only slash relationship is Obito/Kakashi

У тебя лицо невинной жертвы

И немного есть от палача.

Here are some of the animated gifs Santa Monica Studios have been putting out for God of War: Ragnarök

Sorry for the quality, tumblr only allows for 10MB gifs & these are quick & dirty rips straight from twitter which were already not great quality to start.

I'm assuming these are made to be used, so go right ahead & save & use however you like

Animator credits I could find:

Kratos making a heartshape & Kratos swearing about Valkyries by Dennis Pena, aka @/Boltfinger on twitter

Wolf paw slap by Grace Pan, one of the animators

Angrboda making faces by Jack Ebensteiner, aka @/AnimJack on twitter

Sweating Atreus by Kim Nguyen, aka @/KimbaWin on twitter

Thor sliding by Roberto Clemente, a senior combat animator

Don't ask

6 years later and people still don’t understand that the argument in civil war was about the sokovia accords, not fucking bucky barnes. the only people who side with tony stark after all this time are literally just people favoring tony stark because they like him more. the whole thing started because steve didn’t believe that handing over their absolute power to the government, who he has seen is east to overtake and corrupt, was a good idea. he read the terms of the accords and he knew it was never about safety or accountability, it was about control.

steve never disagreed that the avengers needed accountability, he agreed that they did. all he believed was that the responsibility of holding them accountable should not rest with a corrupt government. the accords were in ways a violation of their rights, and that’s why he was not willing to sign them, and tony stark literally understands that steve was right and acknowledges that he was wrong for supporting them. not even team iron man was team iron man.

in the words of megamind, the difference is presentation

Jonny Sims: guys i came up with this new character his name is some variation of Jonathan and he exists in a fantasy world he has parental issues and he is morally grey and he has killed people and he is queer and he smokes and he is played by me do you like it

Inspired by

love to purchase items but at what cost

It feels so surreal to tell people that I've "watched Naruto" as if it's like just. a show that i watched. like one of the many. shows that I've watched. Naruto is a show. oh yeah I've seen that show. it's nice i guess

just had to explain what to do at pediatrician office to a grown woman with 2 kids

the wonders of working at a child care center

Sung Jinwoo the housewife reawakens as a S ranked

Basically Sung Jinwoo finds out he's an E rank, the weakest rank possible. Dungeons are too dangerous to risk, he concludes, as the chances of him dying and leaving his sister alone are much too high.

So he shift gears.

And ends up marrying rich.

He's got the cute looks; there's some rich, rather young (maybe a decade order than Sung Jinwoo) guy who wants a cute male housewife. It's a farfetched idea, but somehow it works.

Sung Jinwoo doesn't know much about gay relationships since he doesn't particularly think he swings in any direction - no crush or anything of that sort since he's been too busy figuring out how to lessen his mom's burden and then managing his mom's hospital bills.

But he presumes (presumes incorrectly) that the attraction is that he's stronger than the average person (great for bed lmao) but not stronger than the rich husband, so he clearly falls into the "female" role of the relationship.

He doesn't marry rich rich, but the husband is comfortably rich. New wealth, first generation wealth - probably some tech company. Jinah goes to a good international school; his mom's hospital bed is in the VIP section.

Jinwoo's job now is just to live a good life and good marriage. He doesn't love his husband, but he appreciate his husband's company. His husband is caring, encouraging him to spend more money to spoil himself and whatnot.

So one day, Jinwoo decides to buy a ticket to tour a dungeon.

Some D and C ranked Hunters have started a business venture of bringing a small group of tourists - regular humans, E ranked hunters usually - into E ranked dungeons where these tourists can briefly get a front row seat to watching how dungeons are cleared in person. It's expensive AF however. It's also illegal, but the hunters do it under the radar since it's good money.

It's just Jinwoo's luck that his ticket is the E ranked dungeon that is actually a red gate. And he reawakens as a S ranked hunter.

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Just watch the media be all confused at how Korea's newest S ranked hunter is a male housewife who declines to clear S ranked dungeons to cook his husband a good meal instead. And apparently this S rank prefers to communicate with the outer world through his CEO husband instead - are you sure the S rank isn't getting domestically abused? Nah, he's an S rank, but what if...

Jinwoo and his husband are good partners - just shit at communicating until everything piles up and they have to have a proper talk for once to figure out how to handle Jinwoo's reawakening status.

And now, because of his husband being a business owner and CEO, Jinwoo can't avoid the media completely like in canon. But he still finds ways around it.

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Insert a scene where Jinwoo panics over how he's growing taller and more conventionally handsome. He believes his husband married him for his cute looks; his new look is most certainly not cute anymore. He's about to be taller than his husband!

Meanwhile on the other side, the hubby is inwardly panicking over how he's worried that Jinwoo is going to want to marry a higher ranked hunter. Hubby is either a regular human or a weak D or C rank Hunter.

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I also want to see the CEO do K drama CEO things in the relationship because that would be funny AF. Like Jinwoo, he also doesn't know what the fuck to do in a marriage, so he watches Korean dramas with Jinah - that's how he builds a relationship with his sister in law - and gets some ideas on how to behave.

Then when Beru comes around, Beru and husband only encourage and fuel each other's mannerisms... Jinwoo is very exasperated and very amused XD

Ashborn is most certainly getting the wrong impression of how human relationships work now.

my early contribution to this blog

Majestic.

Wait, is this thing happening here:

The same as the thing happening here?

And here?

‘Cause if so, that means that not only was a lot of this:

not actually injuries inflicted by the heroes; but also for the entire fight, Shigaraki was not only fighting 1 V 9, but he was also suppressing AFO the whole time too. This was more like a 1 V 10 that he was still winning.

What a badass.

If he doesn’t come out on top at the end of this arc I’ll be so disappointed, because no one has earned this win more than Tomura.

In case I haven’t been clear enough

What happened in the tent stays in the tent

okay which fucker wrote this

Okay so idk if YouTuber aus are still a thing anymore but fuck it.

Zukka modern au but it's still set in the atla-verse. Sokka is a YouTuber who probably has idk a popular gaming channel or something I guess, he seems like he'd be That Guy

He talks about his boyfriend sometimes but never in much detail. Like it's just.

"Did I ever tell you about the time my boyfriend brought home like 8 baby turtleducks?"

"My boyfriend's uncle owns a tea shop and as much as I'm a coffee kinda guy, that is the good shit right there."

During a live stream: "DRUK! GET DOWN FROM THERE!" *spray bottle noises* "Sorry, my boyfriend's dragon keeps getting on the table." (Zuko, off-camera: HE'S OUR DRAGON, SOKKA.)

(Dragons are much less rare in this au bc I said so)

It's all very vague. Not purposely, really, it's just that he never has a reason to go into the details of his relationship, as much as he loves Zuko that's not what his channel is about. But then one day he's doing a live stream and he mentions that he's a trained swordsman and half the comments are just something along the lines of "prove it"

And Sokka is not one to refuse a challenge

"HEY JERKBENDER, GET IN HERE! AND BRING YOUR SWORDS!"

Zuko wins the ensuing match, of course, but it's a close one. Later, Sokka's followers will consider apologizing for ever doubting him, but right now all the comments are some variation of "IS THAT THE FUCKING FIRELORD"

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019) dir. Joachim Rønning