When Youre Inebriated And Dont Recognize Them Gyomei, Kyojuro, Sanemi, Giyuu
when you’re inebriated and don’t recognize them — gyomei, kyojuro, sanemi, giyuu
Author’s Note: a lil lighthearted (+hopefully humorous) fluff for tn. 🥰
when you’re inebriated and don’t recognize them — gyomei, kyojuro, sanemi, giyuu

Himejima Gyomei x Reader, Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader, Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader, Tomioka Giyuu x Reader
Word Count: ~1,400
CW: alcohol, explicit language
Suggestion Fulfilled: how do you think the hashira will react when you're clearly drunk and they want to help you, but you push the away, clearly not recognizing them, and then you say something along the lines of, " No I have a S/o, don't touch me”
~faqs~

“Don’t touch me! You! Gigantic! Oaf!”
*big sigh* 🥲
Smiling gently to himself, Gyomei takes another slow step forward
Thank goodness we’re home he thinks to himself, well aware of how this current situation would appear to unknowing onlookers 🙃
“I’ll bite you!” 😤
Newsflash: slapping at his outstretched hands is doing next to nothing 🥴
The man is a wall 🧱
“Please,” he tries again, “Let me help you.”
You huff, eyes rolling, “I don’t need help.”
“Your shoes are still on, as is your coat, and you’re heading in the opposite direction of the bedroom.” 🤨
Somehow, the calmness of his voice riles you even further 😒
“How do you know?” you scoff, “Maybe I’m taking the long way around.” 🙄
“Love, I live here,” he can’t help the fond exasperation creeping into his tone, “I live here with you.”
“No,” you snort, “You wish you lived here with me, but that honor belongs to my amaaazing boyfriend.” 😌
“And where might he be?” Gyomei asks politely
“He-” your eyes narrow, confusion clouding your vision as you frown slightly, “I’m not sure.” 😖
“Well how about you call him?”
Glaring at the looming (actually, Gyomei is standing quite casually and relaxed) man in front of you, you tug your phone out of your pocket
“Hey Siri, call The Love of my Life.”
Interesting Gyomei’s heart flutters —> you’ve never actually showed him his contact info
—Fortunately for you, he’s too much of a sweetheart to ever hold this secret against you
—What happens when you’re drunk, stays with when you were drunk 😉
“NO WAY!” you exclaim as his phone begins ringing, “YOU’RE HIM?!” 😳🤯😭
“Yes, love,” Gyomei chuckles tiredly, “I’m him.”
“I’m sooooo sorry,” you whimper, suddenly falling willingly and clingy into his arms, whining now as you pout up at him, “I’m going to have the worst hangover eeeverrr,” gasping dramatically, “Gyyyomeeeei!!!!!”

“As flattered as I am by your interest, I have a boyfriend,” you say, politely brushing off the warm hands of the stranger attempting to help you as you sit haunched on a bench 😮💨
Aforementioned stranger’s brow furrows, mouth pursing before stretching into a bright grin, laughter ringing through your ears 🤗
The hell is this guy on? 🧐
“I promise your boyfriend would be okay with me helping you,” Kyojuro chuckles, arms crossed as he watches you carefully
“Oh yeah?” you mutter, hiding your confusion beneath a cool tone, “What’s his name then?”
“Rengoku Kyojuro!” he immediately answers, still grinning, “Not many people look like him…” ❤️🔥
Your face crinkles as you take in the man’s appearance once more, eventually shaking your head as you huff
“Nice try,” you smirk, “But if I was really drunk, then my Kyojuro wouldn’t think twice about getting me home, no matter how difficult I was being.” 😌
*cue a particularly fond memory of Kyojuro carrying you all the way home from the bar when you refused to get in a cab but didn’t want to walk and definitely wasn’t sober enough to sit on the handlebars of a bicycle* 😝
Kyojuro blames the blossoming warmth in his stomach at your my Kyojuro for his next actions
Aka scooping you into his arms and hoping his cologne does the trick 😅
(it usually does — he assumes his sweatshirts go missing for this exact reason 🫢)
“PUT ME DOW- 🤬 BAAABYYY! 😍” you squeal as soon as his sweaty, familiar scent hits your nose, “You do love meee!!!!!”
“I absolutely do,” he murmurs adoringly, unfazed by your sudden switch in demeanor, “After all, your Kyojuro always gets you home, right?” 🥺
“Right!” you beam up at him, your hostility all but dissipated as you nuzzle into the crook of his shoulder, “M’gonna sleep now, ‘kay?” 🥱
Kyojuro thinks about how long the walk home is, flexes his forearms, and smiles 🥰
“Of course. Sweet dreams, my heart.” 😴

Send help pls and ty 🙃
This man is at his wit’s end
On one hand, you’re refusing to Uber home with him 😕
On the other hand, he can’t just leave you at the bar 😒
And the last thing he wants is to order two separate rides home, and then have to patiently explain that he isn’t stalking you, nor is he breaking in, because
“For fuck’s sake, I’m literally your boyfriend!” 😐
“My boyfriend would never speak to me like that!” you retort, eyes narrowed 😠
Actually Sanemi thinks wryly to himself Your boyfriend doesn’t know how to speak in any other way
“Because your boyfriend’s so damn perfect?” he growls, “Doesn’t ever cuss or lose his patience?”
“Well,” you begin pertly, “He is perfect! He brings me breakfast in bed, holds open doors for me, mends the holes in my socks, washes my back when we shower together…” ☺️
Sanemi is very pink rn 😃
He’s torn between wanting to kiss you square on the mouth and never doing a nice thing for you ever again 🫠
“... but he,” you trail off, tears abruptly brimming as you come to a startling realization, “But he’s so ruuude,” wailing as Sanemi simply watches you unfold, “He teases me whenever I stub my toe on something, pushes me off the bed when we wrestle, and, and, and-”
“And what?” he asks dryly
You gulp, refusing to meet the gaze of the handsome, persistent man still standing in front of you — despite your resolute rejections of him, “I think you might actually be my boyfriend.” 😭
He actually laughs, arms opening as you barrel into him, sobbing into his embrace, thin olive shirt sticking to his skin as you squeeze his sides
“Sanemi,” you whisper, embarrassment coating your voice
“Mmm, darling?” his own rich with amusement
“I want to go home,” you mumble 😔
“You sure?” he smirks fondly, “Even with me?”
Groaning loudly, you press your face harder into his chest, eyes closing as you focus on the steady warmth of his heartbeat 💓

Dismay might as well be Giyuu’s middle name
Because he has no idea how he’s going to get you home 😓
Shinobu abandoned you guys earlier, flitting from one bar to the next
And for the sake of his dwindling dignity and pride, Giyuu is not about to interrupt Tengen and his wives at their table to ask for ~assistance 😬
Kyojuro would be an option, if he wasn’t the lightest weight of all, and already home in bed (he left over an hour ago) 🙃
Shit
“Hey,” he waves at you, heart in his throat
“Hey yourself,” you glance up at him, frowning, “I told you like five minutes ago, I. Have. A. Boyfriend.” 😒
The urge to curl up into a ball and cry has never been stronger 😃
For Giyuu, that is 😭
“I know, I know,” he holds his hands up in a careful surrender, awkwardness in his movements as he ponders his next words, “I just… I think you should go home.”
“As in, go home with you?” 🤨
“Uh…” yes 😞
“Look, you’re super attractive and all, but you’re not my boyfriend.” 🙄
Giyuu is hitting his forehead against a brick wall 😵
Repeatedly 😵
Internally, ofc 💀
“What if I was?” he winces as his voice cracks at the end 🥲
Damn it 🫠
“Well that would mean breaking up with my boyfriend…”
He’s staring at you equally exasperated and in love 😖🥰
All you process, unfortunately, is deadpan 😐
“Speaking of which, where is he?” you mutter 😕
I! AM! RIGHT! HERE! 🫨
Giyuu is still hitting his forehead against a brick wall
+screaming every time he makes contact
Internally, ofc
“Can I at least give you my number?” 🥺
“How about this,” you snap, “You find my boyfriend for me, and ask him if that’s okay.”
Regret isn’t an option as Giyuu immediately spins in a circle, striking a Tada! Pose when he faces you again 😎
🧐🧐🧐 <— you rn
“It’s me, your boyfriend. Tomioka Giyuu.” 🥳
You blink
He holds his breath
“Y’know what,” you finally say, “I believe you.”
Giyuu doesn’t bother digging for details
He grabs your hand (and exhales when you promptly intertwine your fingers with his, hugging his forearm to your chest 💞), and heads toward the exit
—
“Why did that convince you?” he asks the next morning, breath soft on your skin as he sprinkles soothing kisses across your forehead
You smile slyly—despite your pulsating headache—all four limbs squeezing tighter around his body to keep him in place as you murmur quietly, “Because only my boyfriend could make me cringe that hard.” 😌
“Heyyyyy,” he whines, pouting as he squirms in your embrace, exchanging his kisses for gentle bites as you shriek playfully, “That’s not very nice.” ☹️
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tengen x little sister! reader headcanons?
YES MY BOY I LOVE THIS MAN HE IS LITERALLY CHAOTIC BIG BROTHER OR DUMBASS DAD MATERIAL!!

let’s say you were maybe nine when tengen decided he was gonna leave your clan
you were too young to be in a fucked up place like this, he can’t stand the idea of a lil girl like you dealing w this shit, especially since your guys’ dad and remaining brother were like
“wOmEN aRe For mAKiNg KidS”
he does not stan
absolutely not flamboyant
“c’mon kiddo it’s just us now”
he took you w him!!
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HIS WIVES!! LOVE YOU!!! VERY MUCH!!!!!
they better fuckin love you or he’s gonna be real mad
you are!! in the center of his world
even if he taught you how to fight he doesn’t want you in danger’s way
he wants you to grow up in the most normal way possible. lil child like you deserves the chance to be happy and have a sense of normalcy
but let’s say you eventually convince him to let you be a demon slayer
(it’s not that he isn’t supportive!! he makes it v v clear he doesn’t want to lose you, the only blood family he has left/considers family still. he wants you to do what you want to do but he’s hesitant when it comes to putting your life directly at risk)
but you ain’t givin up and tengen knows so he relents
he does his best to teach you the breath of sound!!
bc if you’re gonna be a demon slayer you gotta be the most flamboyant girl the world has ever seen
and he’s gonna fuckin make sure that comes true
you’re wearing earrings and rings just like him
he prolly loves spoiling you rotten bc the way you smile and cheer gives him life and he would have it absolutely no other way
protective as all fuck
like sweet jesus
please calm down
agatsuma better watch his fuckin neck or tengen’s gonna lop his head right off for treatin his baby sis like that!!!
your bro drinks women’s rights juice every meal of the day and expects everyone to do the same
he loves his wives!! and he loves you!!!
you’re more of a daughter at this point ngl and he’s your legal guardian but he’s still your big bro
DON’T BE FORMAL W HIM HE WILL BE UPSET
like. really really upset
tengen prides himself in being trusted by you and you feeling comfortable around him, that’s all he cares about
if you get hurt someone is gonna die
Imagine..
.. being best friends with Kanroji Mitsuri!

♡ !!!
♡ She feels like she must be the luckiest person in the planet! When you and her first got along though, she was pretty worried if her hair colour and her huge appetite would scare you away, so she tried to control herself from eating a large portion of her meal in front of you.. but upon seeing that you didn't mind one bit (and even going 'wow' at her) after she accidentally exposed herself once, she gladly started opening up more!
♡ You'll have to learn to get used to her 'BAM' 'WHOOSH' language. She's a bit silly, but that's what makes her all the more lovable!
♡ She remembers the things you've said. Some may seem like they're nothing and you may have already forgotten you've ever mentioned it, but she still wants to keep them in her memory. It comes in handy when she comes to town to find the perfect birthday present for you!
♡ She loves to hang out with you; going for a walk at the town, having tea together, or just sitting by the engawa and talking about your days. This happens rarely now with her responsibility as a pillar; even so, that's no reason to stop her from doing her best to make time for you! If she can't spend the time with you for too long, short visits will do, too.
♡ Expect her to bring you gifts from time to time: most of them being local sweets from the town she was sent off for a mission.
♡ Kanroji loves to style up your hair! She especially loves to braid your hair like hers so you both can share the same hairstyle. That, or she makes her hairstyle the same as yours! It somehow makes her feel like you both are sisters.
♡ Wants you to try all the good food stalls she has gone to! Good food is happiness: and happiness is meant to be shared, right?
♡ Your number one fan! She supports all your passion and dreams; no matter what they are. When she has time in her hands, she also enjoys spending it by watching and learning about the things you like to do.
♡ Stares at you with stars in her eyes whenever you achieve something! Seriously. She's so proud of you. If possible, she'd let the whole world know of the amazing things you've done. If you're happy, then she is happy: tenfold! 🙆♀️💕 See how much you mean to her?
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How the pro heroes/ villain boys would react to you confessing to them
The last one with the class 1A boys did really well, so here’s some love for the heroes and villains 🥰 (also tamaki and mirio are included here because I Said so). Gender neutral reader!
Warnings: none

Fatgum
“Wow, sugar, I can’t believe you feel the same as I do.”
Takes you out on a fancy date with amazing food and asks you to date him
Cause he wants to do it properly
When you laugh and say yes he gives you a big ol kiss on your cheek

Shigaraki
Blinks at you for a couple seconds before asking if you’re serious
When you tell him you are he softly smiles and basically has heart eyes
“I also… have feelings for you.”
He’s pretty awkward and doesn’t know what to do so you have to ask him out
He says yes (obviously)

Dabi
“Yeah, I know you do, who fuckin doesn’t?“
Grips your waist and looks down at you while smiling
“Lucky for you, I might just feel the same.”
His kisses are god tier

Aizawa
“That’s… a terrible decision. God awful, really.”
“Of course I like you back but… why me?”
He’s pretty insecure
Reassure him plz
Once he realizes you’re actually serious you get a smile and a soft kiss to the forehead

Mirio
You cannot tell me this golden retriever boy wouldn’t yell “woo! Fuck yeah!” While punching his fist in the air
Kisses you afterwards
Probably gives you a giant hug
“I’m your booooyfrienddddd”

Tamaki
Blushes like fucking crazy and clams up
Has no idea what to say
So he runs off because the anxiety is too much for him
You think you made him uncomfortable and feel bad for your feelings, but later when he finds you and manages to stutter out thay he feels the same as you do, you give him a gentle hug
No kisses tho, he’s really nervous about affection. Maybe once the two of you have been dating long enough he’ll be okay with it

Present mic
Starts laughing and smiling like an idiot
“Glad you feel the same lil’ listener!“
Smooch smooch
Will now find you and wrap his arm around your shoulder to walk with you any chance he gets

All Might
“You… do know how I look, right? And my… condition?”
Smiles and blushes like school boy when you tell him that it doesn’t matter to you
He confesses he really doesn’t know what to do because he’s never had a long term relationship before
So you have to guide him in some things
But kissing you makes him really happy 🥰

Endeavor
Looks at you like you’re fucking crazy
He thinks you’re playing a prank on him, so he ignores you as a defense
Panics when you grow cold and distant though
When he asks you what’s wrong and you confess again, he realizes you’re actually serious
Apologizes and says he likes you too
He kinda feels like he doesn’t deserve you tho, so it take a while for him to really get comfortable
But it don’t matter, cause fire dad has the best kisses 🥰
Rengoku: I was actually voted “friendliest classmate” in my younger years as I trained!
Tengen: Oh yeah I was voted “most likely to become a clown”…
Iguro: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!
Shinobu: I’m still convinced that’s gonna happen one of these days. it happened for Tengen he’s the biggest clown the demon slayer corps has to offer and he’s going down has the biggest clown in history!
Tengen: SHINOBU WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
iguro: damn that’s a roast if I’ve ever heard one I love it
JUJUTSU KAISEN MASTERLIST

Gojo Satoru:
SERIES: Dorm mate Gojo POPULAR!
SERIES: Ex husband Gojo POPULAR!
SERIES: CEO Gojo
Studying @ Gojo’s
Night routine with Gojo
Prince! Gojo
Gojo x itadori older sister! Reader pt.2
Poor thing (College AU! Gojo) pt.2
Gojo’s love languages
Geto Suguru:
SERIES: Dorm mate Geto
Rich bf! Geto
Tattoo Artist! Geto x reader
Sukuna Ryomen:
SERIES: Dorm mate! Sukuna
Toji Fushiguro:
Dating him would include… (fluff edition)
Nanami Kento:
SERIES: CEO Nanami
Megumi Fushiguro:
SERIES: Bodyguard! Megumi
SERIES: Rich bf Megumi
Dorm mate! Megumi
Taking care of you during mood swings/ breakdowns
Yuji Itadori:
Taking care of you during mood swings/ breakdowns
Yuji x curse! reader
Yuuta Okkotsu:
Yuuta’s love languages
Toge Inumaki:
Taking care of a sick, sulky Toge
Crush that bakes for him only
Maki zenin:
Crush that bakes for her only
Various x reader:
How they would dress on a date
How they act around their crush pt.1
How they act around their crush pt.2
When their crush flirts with them
Having a short s/o
When you fall asleep on them
Having a tsundere s/o
Confessing to them before they move schools
Thick thighs s/o
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