Me Finding Out That Malenia ALSO Gets Health Back From Hitting My Fucking Mimic:

me finding out that malenia ALSO gets health back from hitting my fucking mimic:

brambleberry for president

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good luck op leopardstars honor only gets worse from here💀 never forget racist scourge

HUH???

I put Varré in the Dollar General. Wait let me edit this so it's like Ranni's everyone look away...

Ah, shopping, are we? Well, I'm sure you're quite capable of finding your way around yourself. But, even then, should you need help, feel free to come to me, Varré, and I'll be sure to direct you to the "Value Valley." You look in need of it, after all. Be off then, there's deals expiring as we speak, and I'm sure you wouldn't want to miss them.

Shadow of the Erdtree DLC: *comes out*

Everyone: Oh golly oh gee oh gilllibrand! I hope we get to free Miquella and save the world with him!

Me, knowing damn well Miyazaki would never make a completely good Divine Character and ready to spill the blood of yet another God and the Miqey is a bit too much like his momma for my liking:

stonefur is sooo underrated dude. i think a lot of people forget about him when talking about mistystar because he died so early, and while i don’t dispute that he dies nobly i think it would’ve been so cool if he’d stayed alive for longer

nothing much else to add i just love Noble NPC Men ™️

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