Dear Princess Bluestar,

Dear Princess Bluestar,

I like the traveling books because I like seeing the characters interact while journeying together, bonus points if they’re from different Clans like The New Prophecy. I thought it was fun seeing the personalities clash and collide.

Your favorite student, Firepaw.

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Rating the Demigods based off their Homes

Technically Leyndell is not Morgotts house but his moms, which he inherited after escaping the sewers she threw him into, but he also runs the place like the navy runs a ship, so everything is in perfect working order. Nobody has any clue who he is and I appreciate his commitment to the bit. 8/10 really cool scenery but could definitely use some dusting and giant dragon corpse removal.

The Moghwyn Dynasty is every health inspectors worst nightmare. General unsanitary setting and blood swamps, Albinaurics captured and forced to assimilate against their will, along with several war medics, and also Mohg has the body of his shriveled up half-brother in his freezer. But overall the ancient civilization that lived here before Mohg had pretty okay taste, especially since they built their city under an underground starry sky. 10/10 but only because the health inspector died and Mohg forged the health report.

Godrick snuck in after his failings at the Shattering and just straight up claimed the place as his own, so Stormveil technically isn't even his house. Also his presence alone is so rank that thorns have started festering outside of the castle. 8/10 to the Stormlords cause they've got sick sense of style, but 2/10 to Godrick because he is a literal home invader.

Radahn does not give two shits about architecture, he clearly made Redmane based off of every other fort in the Lands Between and chose function over fashion, which is fair I guess, but also kinda boring. At least he strung up the all of the swords in Redmane and gave it some flaire. 4/10 because Redmane is so basic, plus minus 1 point for the tetanus hazard.

Raya Lucaria had an architecture course as an elective and Rykard committed himself to his GPA and developed his own aesthetic. He graduated top of his class and Rennala baked a cake for him. Best day of his life. Then he went up to Mt. Gelmir and was like, "I should totally make this place my house," and then he did because nobody had the balls to stop him. 10/10 for his commitment to the blasphemy aesthetic. And props to Tannith for doing a great job keeping the foyer the cleanest place in the Lands Between, but also 1/10 for the backyard being a general crime against humanity.

Ranni follows the rule of, "if it aint broke dont fix it," which is exactly why she broke everything else in the world and then returned to her childhood home after the Shattering. Caria could definitely use some bedrooms though because where the heck does everyone sleep?? Or do anything else for that matter???? Caria: Bathroom? Never heard of it. 6/10 because the sparkly magic bits in the air are super cool but Caria Manor definitely should've been a legacy dungeon.

Miquella attended both Leyndell and Raya Lucaria architecture classes, excelling over everyone and beating Rykards score in the final exam by exactly one point, and yet has no idea why Rykard is so pissed at him. Then after disowning his dad he had the great idea to try and build a treehouse but grew his own tree first because he's an over achiever and has gifted kid syndrome. 10/10 because the aesthetic is elegant and immaculate, and everyone who has depression is trying to get there for free therapy.

Malenia went to architecture school with Miquella because she had nothing better to do and slept through every class. The most she did there was break up Miquella and Rykards final exam squabble and also couldn't care less about architecture because she's fuckin blind. Rates the Haligtree architecture 10/10 because even though she's blind, she's sure that Miquellas sense of style is very pretty. But also rates it a 2/10 because Miquella keeps stubbing his toes and tripping on the carved stone flooring even though he insists everything is fine.

The Land of Shadow is less of Messmers house and more of his eternal timeout corner. He temper-tantrumed too hard one day and Marika put him there then completely forgot he ever existed. -10/10 because the parental abandonment is so real

Theories for the new series (or SE!)

Brightheart is gonna have to mentor an apprentice. I can see Stempaw or Graypaw getting blinded and Brightheart coming out of retirement to mentor him before kicking the bucket.

Whoever the new leader of Riverclan is, they're gonna have their personality butchered. If it's Icewing, we are gonna see a Nice Mom :) and if it's Nightheart he'll suddenly be this strong, "noble" (do not know what the writers consider noble to be anymore) guy who's always correct and wise and yack yack yack...

Shadowclan are gonna fall apart again somehow or be a villainous force.

Ivypool's Heart is gonna have a servel or Mountain Lion or some shit.

We are not gonna see the Tribe again for at least a few more arcs, if at all. I can see the Erin's just doing away with them entirely.

We might get 2 connected arcs, but I doubt we're gonna have a 4 arc story again, sadly. Too many people whined about "continuity lockout" so now we're stuck with Monster Of The Week.

We are not seeing Sol or Sleekwhisker again. But we MAY see Bloodclan again, or Warriorclan.

Leafstar is going to die.

We MAY get Ivystar, I really hope we don't.

Thunderclan's current youth "stockpile" is dangerously low. Either none of Spotfur's kits are getting mates, there's gonna be more cross-clan drama somehow, or we're about to see ThornBlossom 2.0. I'm betting it on Molewhisker, Stormcloud, or Hollytuft. Or Shellfur and Fernstripe are about to have a litter of their own and the Erins try and squeeze them together.

Waspwhisker is never coming home, or he is about to come home in Changing Skies.

Ivypool is gonna have another litter and give up being deputy for it to be a perma Queen because she loves Being a Mommy :) and that's where Ivypool's Heart truly belongs and I think I just shaved 4 years of my lifespan typing that

Cloudtail dies and gets a huge fuss over it while Sandstorm's body still rots in the middle of nowhere. I'm not bitter about that at all.

Bristlefrost comes back.

good luck op leopardstars honor only gets worse from here💀 never forget racist scourge

HUH???

the real ongoing positive of each asc edition is that there still hasn’t been a mention of them poisoning mistystar or anything she really got criticized and dropped dead