Sleeping-cliche - Sleeping-Cliche

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hi cliche !!! :D (is that your preferred name? please correct me if I'm wrong!!! /gen )

hmm what's on my mind rn...

well imm really enjoying shuffling glass animals albums start to finish today

i got through htbahb and dreamland!! im currently on cocoa hooves (zaba) atm :3

oh and I'm about to start working on art fight refs!! before I forget haha

counter's eye/sulie comharach (binasolacrimal mirari)

tá suile comharach ná míchuma ó broinn a cuireann na deoirdhucht ar taobh clé (nó dheis, ach níos coitianta clé) ar beirt na suile. glaotar "suile comharach" ar an míchuma seo mar tá seans 1/100 ar fán a bheith berithe mar seo, cialiann é seo ná má tá cheann sa plód, tá timpeall 100 fánas crosantach ann. níl sé marfach, ach is fedir a lán síl a bheidh faoi an suil ar clé de bharr nach bhuill andeoirdhucht nasca leis na cuas. ní tharlíon an míchuma i pór táirgeadh folaíochta, agus tá sé is coitianta i crossantach tairgeadh mar crossantach cótacassach nó muice mincéir.

counter's eye is a congenital deformity where the tear ducts are on the left (sometimes right, but usually left) of both eyes. this is called "counter's eyes" because there's a 1/100 chance of a faun being born like this, meaning that if there's a faun with this there's around a hundred crosses in their cluster. this deformity isn't lethal, but they can get a buildup of discharge under their left eye due to the tear duct not connecting with the sinuses. this disorder doesn't happen in purebred production breeds, but its very common in production hybrids like curlcoat crosses and ballyer blues

should i tell the ticket collecter? i dont think they have a ticket/ ar ba chóir dom gearrán don cigire ticéad? ní ceapaim go bhuil tichéad acú

My bestest friends' pones and mine too in the middle there hello :)

Ty so much for answering my earlier ask!

I have another question, since sirens are so good at mimicry and pattern recognition could you teach one to talk? I think it would be funny to be mugged by a siren like that. To be on your lunch break and hear someone say, "SANDWICH, NOW." and it's a faun staring at you.

if you mean "talk" as in copy a sound a human makes to use in the future for a reaction, then yeah they do that all the time. but for most words they don't really understand the meaning of them (they have their own way of communicating amongst themselves tho). they might be able to understand that the word "sandwich" means a food thing, but they really don't understand that "now!" is anything more than "i saw another human talk to someone in this way/this tone of voice, and they handed them something". so yeah if you did the classic conditioning method of repeating a word until they copied you and gave them food for it you can teach them words, but that doesn't mean they understand what they're saying. if they did want something you have their go-to behavior is to sit at your feet and just stare with big wet eyes going "hiiii :D for meeee?? :D"

gaeilge: má cíaliann tú "ciant" mar ag cópail torran a deanann daoine chun freagairt a fáil, deannan siad é sin alán. ach le haigh an chuid is mó de focail níl fóis acú can a cialíann siad (tá a slí féan chun ciant le a chéaile). bedir gur fedir leo nasc a déanamh idir an focail "ceapaire" agus bia ach ní fedir leo chial a deanamh as an focail "anois!" mar rud éagan seacais "connaic mé daoine rud mar seo a rá chuigh daoine eile, agus tug siad rud dóbh". má tug tú bia dóbh nuiar a dúart siad focail nua beidh siad ag rá an focail, ach níl fois acú cah a bhuil siad ag rá. má tá siad ag iarradh bia úait beidh siad ag suí ah dó cosaí ag duill "dia duitttttt :DD máis é do toil é :D???"

also another (probably not) fun fact about sirens, a lot of them have nicotine addictions due to eating too many cigarette butts. this means they get withdrawal symptoms when they go too long without them and just go into a rage. this also means they learned to vape and use heat/fire to light traditional cigarettes. but they also are seen taking hallucinogenic substances for fun too (eg mushrooms)

rud eile (mí) grannmhar faoi truptín, tá andúil nicotín ag a lán dóbh mar tá siad ag ithe bun de na toitín. ciallian é seo gur fedir leo preashach as fearg a deanamh don áit nuar a nach fedir leo iad a fáil. is fedir leo e-cigs a úsaid agus toitín a lasadh le tras/tine. agus itheann siad drugí (mar shampla muisiriún) don craic.

aire do fánas tríd an cúrsa ar nó as raca/ care of fauns during the on/off rack cycle

(comhthéacs faoi an próseis as-raca/context for the off-racking process)

conas fánas a cuir as-raca go sábhailte

tá fán réidh le bheidh cuirthe as-raca nuiar atá siad:

chiall a cosaí a bogdha (ag thosú le na cosaí ar thiar)

ag luí agus ag dull a choladh níos mó

freagart níos lú do spreagadh

ag ithe i bhad níos lú (fós ólann siad uisce agus ais dílea)

ag an deiradh, paralisís lán-corpach

tá an am-clár do fánas a bheidh cuirthe as-raca 8 seactain le fánas mar-muice, 6 mhí do caorín bán dearg agus do crossa idir na póranna sinn timpeal 3 1/2 -4 mhí. de gnáth tá grúpa (timpeall an aois chéanna) nó an plód go léar ag teaspaint na sintóm seo, má tá sé ach fán ar leith agus tá siad as-am seic iad le haigh galar mar galar bogha prislín nó easpa de cothig éagan.

chun an fánas a chuir as-raca, ar dhús cathig tú an cheann a gearr dírach síos ag barr a cheann. i fánas mar-muice tá an áit seo an sraith i lar a gruig scúb, i fánas caoríon bán dearg tá an áit seo dírach taobh thiar de a adharc. is é seo an áit a nascann an cerebellum agus an lób occípital le na páirt den inteann eile, tá na páirt den inteann seo slán i lár agus tar éist an próseis as-raca. ag an pointe seo fástear an sac drommach timpeall na páirt seo agus sroiceann siad as an inteann go héasca. tá an féith chuingealach díreach faoi an giall, tá sé seo ionnas a doirteann an foil í an corp go tapadh, ionnas go nach loiteann an foil an feoil.

tar éist iad a gearradh, is fédir an sraith ola a mothú faoi an craiceann ar a drom. tá an craiceann is tanaí san áit a nascann an drom agus peilbheas leis an eireaball, is fedir do méar a brú iseaach sa spás idir an drom agus an feoil. tá an sraith ola an áit a scarann an sac dromach leis na néaróg agus cnámha, deannan sé i bhad níos éasca chun an drom a sraic as an corp.

nuair a fighan do méar isteach, brú isteach níos doimhne agu lúb isteach faoi an droim. ansin sroic síos chun an eireaball a lig saor, anois is fédir gach méar a chuir faoi an drom, an órdóg a luí thar agus brú suas. nuair a shroiceann tú deradh na easanna, sroic an craiceann (an craiceann amháin, ná brú an drom go fól) suas go dtí an blaosc agus ocail an craiceann go homláin. tá brois crearnógach san áit a nascann an blaosc agus an drom, glaotar an "cnámh dorsalhatch" an brois seo. chun na páirt den inteann a figh amach tá ort do órdóg a brú faoi (go cúramach) agus tóg é amach.

anois tá an inteann saor is fedir brú suas chun an drom a scarradh go hoimlán, nuair a fighann tú go dtí an inteann pioc deradh an drom suas le do lámh eile, ansin lúb do lámh faoi an inteann agus tarraing é soar. anois is fedir é a chuir i mála as-raca

sa mállí as-raca fástear iad i leacht cothigh (de gnáth déantear as síoróip arbhair) ar fadh 2 seactain.

Conas leibhéal tocsín sa fuil a léabh ar sampleoir leictreach

is é sampleoir leictrach meaisín boise a úsaidtear chun leibhéal MMP(micreaphlaisteach polómar), miotal trom, glucós, agus an ph den fuil. tá sé tábhactach sampla den fuil a thógáil (mar baisc agus ar leith) ionnas gur fedir an feoil a grád, agus chun feicant má tá galar sa plód.

chun sampla do fán ar leith a thógal, tar éist iad a gearadh, coinnigh é faoi an féith chuingealach ag bun a giall (de gnáth tá sé faoi a teanga) ag greim é ar a cliabhrach le do gualann agus dó lámh/cheann go dtí go lánan tú an fleasc fuil suas go dtí an líne (20 ml).

conas an scáileán a léabh: tá na litreacha ar taobh na scála ná (ó bar go bun) leibhéal micró-plaisteach, miotal trom, ph agus glucós. tá na dathúil in aice leo ná soilse a lasann ar leibheal an substaint, tá 1 an leibheal is lú agus tá 4 an leibeal is mó. tá na leibéal compórdach ná:

MMP- 1 (níos mó agus níl chead an feoil a dhíol, agus tá sé sintóm de spillout)

HM (miotal trom)- 1 (mar an chéanna le MMP, níl chead feoil a dhíol má tá leibhéal níos airde, sintóm de easpa miocrorgánach ina córas díleá)

ACID (ph)- 2 (tá chead an feoil a dhíol be leibheal diffrúil, ach tá rud mí cheart le na fánas. faoi 2 tá sé sintóm de easpa ocsigin agus tá níos mó sintóm de cliseadh duáin)

GLUC (glucós)- 2 (arís rud faoi sláinte an fán, tá níos lú nó níos mó sintóm de galar den pancréas)

layout of an intensive faun farming unit/leagan amach de ferim fánas

na cráta rí-raca,(na beirt líne idir na seilbhe as-raca agus an príomh raca), cuirtear fánas díreach tar éist iad a teacht as na seilbhe as-raca agus cómeadtear anseo do a chéad cúpla lá go dtí go bhuil siad ládir go leoir chun iad a chuir ar an príomh-raca. ní ach tugtear bia próibhitheach/aiste rí-raca anseo.

cathig na loca a bheidh i straith i beirteanna nó níos lú chun chuir staid ar scapadh galar agus chun aerchúrsaíocht níos fearr

ní chórr níos mó ná 10 fánas a chuir i loca abháin, tá é seo chun chuir staid ar scapadh galar agus chun é a bheidh níos éasca a sheicáil orthú/cé méad atá siad ag ithe.

tar éist a bheidh cuirthe ar-raca tá a crúbeanna an-bog agus tá sé deacair chun iad a comead troim an fánas suas, bá cóirr cuir síos leaba bog mar tuí nó scamhacháin adhmaid.

tá uath-córas de uisce, ais díleá agus bia is cóitíonnta (an méid is lú atá siad lábhsithe is fearr) ach fós cathig siad a bheidh feicithe gach 6 uair.

má téann gach rud ar aiaghd go maith beith na fánas ar an príomh raca i 3 lá tar éist a cheith cuirthe ar raca arís. aon am níos mó agus tá dánséar meabhrach nó fearg go dtí fánas eille nó oibreoirí

english:

how to off-rack a faun safely

you can tell a faun is ready to be off-racked when they:

less mobility in their limbs (usually starting with the hind legs)

lying down and sleeping more

lessened reaction to outside stimuli

eating very little or not eating at all (still drinking water and digestive aid)

then finally, full body parlylisis

the scedule for fauns being off-racked is 8 weeks for swinelikes, 6 months for heatherhorns, and crosses are normally somewhere in between at 3 1/2 - 4 months. normally a group (typically littermates or fauns of similar ages) or an entire cluster will show these syntoms at the same time, if its just one individual or if they're "out of time" check to see if it could be bow neck disease or a nutritional deficency.

to off-rack a faun, first you have to cut them at the crown of their head. in swinelikes this line is where the brush hair parts, on heatherhorns its directly behind the horns. this is the spot where the cerebellum and the occipital lobe connect to the rest of the brain, these two lobes will stay intact during and after the off-racking procses. at this point the spinal sac wouldve grown around these parts so they rip easily from the rest of the brain. the jugular vein is at the bottom of the jaw, this is so the blood drains from their body quickly during this part.

after you cut them, you can feel for the oil layer directly under the skin on either sides of the spine, the skin is thinnest around the area where the spine, pelvis and tail meet, you can press your finger in this area between the spine and the meat to break the skin. the oil layer is what seperates the spinal sac from the meat, nerves and bones, it also makes it a lot easier to seperate the spine from the body.

once your finger gets under the skin, push it in further bending your finger in a "c" shape around the spine. then pull down towards the tail to free that end fully, now you can fit all four of your fingers under the spine, have your thumb over the spine and push up. once you reach the end of the ribs, stop and rip the skin (the skin alone) up to the skull and expose it completely. theres a seam in the skull just over where the spinal cord meets the brain called the "dorsalhatch bone", you can pull this off with your thumb to free the cerebellium.

now that the brain is free, you can go back to taking the rest of the spine, once you get to the end pick up the end of the spine with your other hand, then push your other hand under the brain and pull it free, now you can put the spine in an off-racking bag to regrow. in the off-racking bag they're grown in liquid nutrient (normally corn syrp based) for two weeks.

how to read toxin lelels in the blood with an electric sampler

an electric sampler is a handheld device thats used to test the fauns blood for levels of MMP(microplastics), heavy metals, glucose, and the bloods ph. its important to test both the blood of fauns (individually and as a group) to grade the meat and to check for any signs of disease.

to take a blood sample of an individual faun, after cutting them, hold the flasc under the jugular vein (normally under the tounge) and hold the fauns body by the chest with your shoulder, pointing it downward so the blood flows to the head and into the flasc until its full (20 ml). then insert it into the sampler

how to read the screen: the letters on the side of the screen stand for (from top to bottom) microplastics, heavy metals, ph and glucose. the colored lines beside each one show the level of the substance, 1 is the lowest and 4 is the highest. the normal range for each level is:

MMP- 1 (any more and the meat is illegal to sell, also a syntom of spillout)

HM- 1 (just like a high MMP level its also illegal to sell, also a syntom of a lack of microrgansisms in the digestive tract)

ACID(ph)- 2 (if the level is any different the meat is allowed to be sold, but a different level either higher or lower should be investigated, lower levels could mean poor oxygen intake and higher could be a whole list of conditions)

GLUC(glucose)- 2 (again, legal to sell regardless but a different level could mean an issue with the pancreas)

layout of an intensive faun farming unit/ re-racking care

the re-rack crates,(two rows of pens in between the off-racking shelves and the main rack), newly re-racked fauns spend their first few days in these pens to be fed a probiotic/re-rack ration until they're strong enough to all be put back on the main rack.

the pens must be kept as a single row of two on each side to ensure proper air circulation and prevent the spread of disease.

there should only be a maximum of 10 fauns in each pen, this is to prevent the spread of disease, and make it easier to keep track of how they're doing/how much they're eating.

after being off-racked the hoof wall is extremely pliable and cannot hold weight until it dries after 10 hours, because of this the bedding should ideally be something soft like straw or wood shavings to ease the pressure.

a fully automated system of food, water and digestive aid is industry standard(the less human handling the better), but each pen of fauns should be looked over every 6 hours.

if all goes well the fauns should be moved to the main rack after 3 days. any longer and there's a risk of physiological harm or aggression towards other fauns and handlers