Untitled [White Compote]Luke Gwilliam (1911 - 1989).

Untitled [White Compote] Luke Gwilliam (1911 - 1989).

Photographed in Summerfield Suites, Seattle, immediately before being wrapped and shipped to NYC, where it has remained, unopened, tucked between my bed and the wall, awaiting a proper wall on which to be hung. Commendable patience, I must say.

Color scheme, people.

You can never go wrong with a three-color scheme. If the colors are well-chosen. Black and white plus ________ is a good way to go. Remember “spot color”? ORANGE. And, in that cellophane-like lamination found on LPs in the 1960s. Fannnnnn-tastic.

Music Used To Be So Good

Music Used To Be So Good

Nothing can soothe me like the squashed sonics of a studio orchestra coming through a monaural optical track.

On New Jersey Transit

Go-Go Girls, we know some of you have to spend a lot of time on commuting on NJ Transit. But girls, keep it down. The voice-over remonstrance you receive may not be as gentle as this one. Mr. Conductor speaks!

What Do You Say ...when you can’t say “I’m sorry”?