The Infinite Amount Of Sand Will Be My Tomb, And My Foolishness Will Be My Legacy.

“The infinite amount of sand will be my tomb, and my foolishness will be my legacy.”

funniest possible hcs for each mandela character you can think of. go

adam - hes a "passenger princess" simply because every time he gets behind a fucking steering wheel, the car becomes a goddamn death machine. its not that he can't drive, he just has no sense of self-preservation and drives like a lunatic. jonah let him drive the van ONE TIME. never again. never. again. only in emergencies, which is why jonah tries to make sure that emergencies never happen-

jonah - Pokémon card collector. like. religiously. he's got them in cases, he's got them graded, PRESERVED. he's got an entire corner of his room dedicated to his cards. he'd die if anyone touched them like. he's got the cards he plays with and the cards he saves.

sarah - regularly quotes/references veggietales much to everyone else's confusion and annoyance. "esther from veggietales made me realize I was a lesbian." "SARAH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-" yeah. veggietales girlie.

evelin - she's a theater kid.

mark - he very much praises using good language and "not using the lord's name in vain" with other people and will yell at others for cursing. BUT HE HAS THE WORST FUCKING MOUTH OH MY GOD- over the littlest things too. he stubs his toe ever so slightly and you hear just a SLEW of swears from halfway across the house at top fuckign volume.

thatcher - got the nose piercing because dave dared him to. he cried.

dave - he wears the sunglasses all the time simply because it became a joke between him thatcher and ruth. they never saw him without them on and it became their mission to take them off. think that one scene in the gravity falls short where dipper tries to see stan's tattoo and thinks he's gonna get him in the shower but stan is in there, fully clothed and just goes "ur never gonna see it, kid." Thats Dave with the sunglasses. he just does it bc its funny.

gabriel- acts, carries himself, and talks like Jeff Goldblum.

how to explain to my followers that I haven’t been posting as often bc I’ve gotten fixated on the Lorax… (is there art of Alt Gabe/Lucifer as the onceler in my files?? Maybe! Will I be posting it? Absolutely not!)

- “You know I love you.”

- “You have a very funny way of showing it.”

(Credit for dialogue/inspiration: Coraline (2009) )

Yeah I watched Coraline not too long ago for the first time in a while. I forgot how much I loved this movie. But the whole time all I could think about was these two :,) so here they are.

He’s the devil.. from the Bible…/ref

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