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Loki : Brother, how would you like your coffee this morning?
Thor : As dark and bitter as my soul.
Loki :
Loki : Right. One glass of milk coming up.
Tony: (reading a recipe book in Norwegian even tho he doesn’t speak it)
Loki: (suddenly pops in in a flash of green, shirt off, pants undone, hair fresh from bed and ungelled)
Tony:
Loki:
Loki: “STARK HOW DID YOU SUMMON ME?!”
Tony, wheezing: “I DONT KNOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE CAKE!!
Loki: Need a hand, Stranger?
Jarvis: Life support systems will shut down in 3 minutes and 21 seconds, sir.
Tony:Uhm ,since you’re asking…
Frostiron AU where Loki was never taken by Odin.
One day, a certain billionaire explores off-limits realms, but his suit malfunctions and sends him right into a glazier. — And here is an alternative conversation because I love them to banter :D
Loki: Well, well. A lost mortal taken by the trecherous ice of Jotunheim. How intriguing. Tony: *struggeling to maintain his grip* Uhm, yeah. I’m in a bit of a situation here, so how about a small favour from a giant with a sense of charity? Loki: Oh, you will find there is not much charity in this world, stranger. Tony: Your hospitality could use a little work, Frosty! Loki: Hospitality? Amusing, coming from someone intruding upon our realm uninvited. T: I can grovel because of that all you like later, but time is kind of the essence!… Loki: As I see it, you are at my mercy. And if I decide to help you, you will owe me a favour. Are you sure that is wise, mortal? Tony: Wisdom has never been my strong suit!And I’d rather keep living to regret my mistakes another day, dammit! Loki: Very well. Consider this a dept to be paid.
"don't bullshit me rogers, did you know?" he knew, he knew and he continued to hide the truth. the betrayal wasn't steve justifying bucky's actions under mind control, it was steve hiding the facts of how tony's parents died, while tony was under the delusion that their friendship meant more than a couple superhero club meetups
I fear no man, but this... thing
it scares me
When Tony finds out that Cap gives inspirational speeches to gym classes around america, he calls the super soldier up to get in some good teasing.
Cap has no idea what he’s talking about. He never made those. but he thinks it’s an AMAZING idea, so he schedules a day where he will go give a live speech.
And tony HAS to see this, so he offers to give one too.
and now all of midtown gets to watch captain america and iron man bicker live in front of them.
(peter tries to call in sick, but neither may nor tony are willing to call it in for him, so he gets stuck in the front row of the auditorium)
WE MADE IT FOLKS!!!
Elijah: Do you want to talk about your feelings, Niklaus?
Klaus: No.
Kol: I do!
Elijah: I know, Kol.
Kol: I was daggered and ignored by my family for most of my life!
Elijah: I know, Kol.
Jackson is so horny for Stiles and Scott, and he fucking hates it; not because he has internalized issues with his sexuality or anything like that, but because Stiles and Scott are both super weird.
Stiles: To wszystko twoja wina
Scott, sighing: I know, I know
Allison: I didn’t know you spoke Polish
Scott: I don’t, I just know the phrase “this is all your fault” in every language he speaks
Bonus:
Derek, swinging open the door: Esto es tu culpa
Scott: *puts his head in his hands*
Stiles: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?
Derek: I keep a list.
Erica: Mine’s in order of date.
Boyd: Severity.
Isaac: Mines colour coded.
if anyone ever finds a way to legit cheat death then my money's on ao3 authors being the ones who do
Sometimes I cant sleep thinking how good Teen Wolf would have been if Scott wasnt in it.
If it was from Stiles’s pov? Human trying to not die while solving problems for the supernatural in BH.
If it was Derek’s pov? Poor sweet werewolf who lost everything and trying to figure shit out while searching for new roots.
Scott made it a shitty show and I hate that.
teen wolf: the movie two. stiles has a daughter who acts just like derek. he bought himself a black camero just like dereks but instead of his daughter wanting it to herself she keeps trying to get rid of it bc she thinks the love stiles has for it is weird.
It's unhealthy.
There's taking care of a car and then there's lovingly calling it sour wolf jr, acting like any noise it makes is it arguing with him or dragging him around, ending up in life threatening situations.
Why is her dad threatening to let the cars gas run out and leaving it on the side of the road, but smiling softly and gripping the stirring wheel that tight?? Its not normal. The car needs to go. And whenever she meets who made her father like this, they're gonna get their throat ripped out. By her teeth.
Does it drive anyone else absolutely insane that Stiles is usually right about people and Scott never believes him? Stiles was right about Matt. Stiles was right about Theo. Stiles is SMART and INTUITIVE. I just don't understand why Scott, his best friend, never believes him. Derek would have believed him.
TOTALLY BROS, DUDE
Inspired by @helpimstuckposting blog + tags Bonus:
Derek: Okay, someone explain to me how Stiles making dinner led to Isaac being stabbed.
Stiles: I told him to stay out of my kitchen when I'm cooking.
Derek: And?
Stiles: And he said, "Why? What are you gonna do, stab me?"
Derek:
Peter: That's fair.
Tony: We call that a traumatic experience.
Tony, turning to Peter: Not a "bruh moment".
Tony, turning to Kate: Not "sadge".
Tony, turning to Y/n: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Hope: You got a haircut.
Y/n: Oh, yeah. Do you like it?
Hope: Looks okay-- I guess.
[later]
Hope, sobbing into Josie' shoulder: She looks so good.
Josie: I know.
Hope: I'm so gay.
Josie: I know…
Y/n: You have no idea what I'm capable of!
Kol: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.
@fitzs-trained-monkey @her-violent-delights
Y/N: i like him. he is squishy he is mine.
Caroline: that is a murderer.
Y/N: HE IS SQUISHY AND HE IS MINE.
Kol: sup
@fitzs-trained-monkey @witchcraftandgeekness