*the Sound Of A Person Falling On The Floor*

*the sound of a person falling on the floor*

Also this, 200% stupid and unfunny 😎

DUCKING BET

@glistening-gay

This was Rottmnt season 1, episode 3 Newsworthy, where Warren Stone (mutant worm) and Hypno-potamus (mutant hippo) were introduced into the story. Backstories ensue, yada yada yada, then FIGHT SCENE. Where the turtles confront Hypno in a battle, Hypno uses his magic, they're amazed, and so forth. In the backstory yada yada, Warren Stone says repeatedly that he is the turtles greatest enemy, to which the turtles completely blow him off in favor of fighting Hypno.

Warren gets SO FED UP with the turtles not acknowledging him to the point where he morphs himself to be a stronger fighter with a crystal enhancement. Hypno shows up, and the turtles forget about Warren. (This is part of the backstory)

FIGHTING ENSUES, Warren is cut In half (but is fine because worm backstory) and rendered felled (meaning he can't fight). While the turtles are fighting, Hypno's magic rings focus on Raph and start slicing up the ground around him. He moves out of the way to comically check all of his appendages for injury. The rest of the turtles behind him also got worried when he moved to check his groin, but quickly were relieved when Raph confirmed he (and his d*ck) were fine with a relived exhale. Because there is an unspoken sympathy shared between men, for the loss of a pen*s.

Sorry if this is kinda jumbly, but that's how my thoughts process works 🤷

Anyways you're welcome.

someone who hasn't watched rise explain this image

AHHHHH OMG THANK YOU???? IDK WHAT TO SAY YOUR ART US AMAZING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Happy One Year Anniversary to the Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie ❤️💙💜🧡

A future young adult Mikey gif for you!

It has been waiting in my drafts for a bit, but I think such an occasion can't be ignored!

I'm so happy for the movie, I add to the never ending praises as it's one of the best animated movies ever, but also my never ending gratitude for awakening and building the fandom to the wonderful state it is in.

It’s my birthday today!!! 🥳

So I thought I’d celebrate with some turtle Bois :)

I had a lot of fun working on this! I’m especially happy with the ✨ s h a d i n g ✨

AND Mutant Mayhem is released in my theaters today!!!!!! IM SO EXCITED 🤩

Upt: I changed the shading color idk what I was doing lol

Main masterpost

I leave to do dishes for a hot minute and then I come back to coko being absolutely CRUSHED by pillows, tapakah is POSSESSED by a war loving soldier, and Cass just updated (which caused the war somehow?)

Bruh idk what's going on but I'ma join

*GRABS PILLOWS AND TROWS THEM EVERY WHICH DIRECTION*

@cokowiii

@tapakah0

@somerandomdudelmao