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Ahhhhhh this is so good!!!!!
Decided I'm gonna dedicate this piece to Jim's birthday for @bluheaven-adw 's Jimtober! It's not exactly birthday themed, but just the way Jim is so good and kind and that reflects in his relationships with the people around him...
I can so easily imagine him taking in the hurt and broken kids, because he knows what that was like.
So, big brother Jimbo desperately trying to take care of his adopted little brother who's struggling with having too much power.
Okay what if..... and here me out... troll Jim.... but in a skirt..... ever think about that bro?
Beautiful, amazing, spectacular. This is the true Canon
HOW UA SHOULD HAVE ENDED
Hard cut to Klaus talking to the girl on the bicycle
Klaus: “Did we save the world or screw it up again?”
Bicycle God: “You were never the problem”
She holds up an action figure of Reginald and crushes it in her bare hands. Marigold lights emerge from it. Golden light envelops everything
Hard cut to Klaus waking up in bed. He is wearing pajamas covered in marigolds.Street noise can be heard from outside.
(From offscreen) “You okay, Hon?”
Klaus looks over and Dave is cooking breakfast in their flat
Klaus: “Yeah, just had a weird dream.”
Looks out the window and sees an empty lot where the Hargreeves mansion should be.
Klaus: “Wasn’t there a building there?”
(Naïve Melody by the Talking Heads begins to play over a montage)
Diego and Lila Are wrangling their kids into the camper van. One of the kids gives Lila a picture of her family in a field of bunch of orange flowers (marigolds)
Luther is stripping and the obsessed lady in the crowd is Sloan. He has a marigold in his mouth. He takes it out and gives it to her.
Viktor is playing the violin with Harlon. Sissy is setting the table. She sets a bouquet of marigold into a center vase.
Allison is gardening while Clare and Ray play in the yard. She is planting Marigolds.
Five is teaching at some university. An older woman comes in. “Dolores” he says as she kisses him.
Jennifer serves Ben at the dinner. Closeup on her pouring coffee. He has a Durango flower tattoo that says “Jennifer” and she had a marigold tattoo that says “Ben”
Cut back to Klaus staring out the Window
Dave: No, been an empty lot as long as I can remember
Klaus, smiles: Yeah, I don’t know why I thought that
Camera Zooms out from the window as music continues
Reginald, voiceover: And that is how our unlikely heroes manage to create one timeline where everything was fine.
BTS footage plays with the final credits 
I was screaming at the t.v, like what the actual fuck was that? I was so excited for season 4 and all we get is.... this. yay.
TUA SEASON 4 SPOILERS
okay so let me get this straight
Luther lost his wife then died as a stripper with a house that's falling apart
Diego died after just having found out his wife, who he'd been unhappy with for a long time, cheated on him with his brother
Allison died without a husband, with her career at a standstill, after not speaking to her family for years and without really fixing their relationship
Klaus died after relapsing after 3 years of sobriety, scaring his niece, without reuniting with Dave and with the additional trauma of being buried alive and sex trafficked
Five died having failed to stop the apocalypse - his only goal for the past, what, 60 years of his life - with unresolved feelings for Lila
Ben died suffering inside a huge blob that ended the world, never getting to be happy with Jennifer
Viktor died because he finally, FINALLY dared to question and oppose his father, after being unable to maintain a stable relationship with a woman for years (RIP Sissy ig)
Lila died stuck in an unhappy marriage, with conflicted feelings towards her husband AND his brother, with whom she had cheated
ok ok cool cool cool, got it.
Umbrella academy spoilers
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT!!! THE FIVE/LILA??!!? EW WHAT HAPPENED ITH SLOANE? OR DAVE? THE ONLY THING I LIKED ABOUT THIS SEASON WAS UNCLE KLAUS WITH CLAIRE BECAUSE THAT SHIT WAS ADORABLE BUT EVERYTHING ELSE?? IT CAN GO FUCK ITS SELF