What If We Kissed While I Wore The Snail Cowboy Boots

What if we kissed while I wore the snail cowboy boots

Heyo mister Neil,

how many times have you been booped thus far? Thank you for your time

So far I have only been booped by someone called Max:

I be like Sisyphus

why does hair grow back so fast 😭

I've followed one fan account for a fandom I like on Instagram, and now because all the fan accounts are connected in a follower crime web that would rival the godfather, the algorithm keeps reccomending me the same fan accounts and I can't escape it.

Diet companies won’t tell you this but starving yourself is a lot worse for your health than overeating

The only cis men I trust are those who were in improv and those who did at least 4 years of boy scouts.