sneaky-snail - If anyone asks, I wasn't here
sneaky-snail
If anyone asks, I wasn't here

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Sneaky-snail - If Anyone Asks, I Wasn't Here

sneaky-snail - If anyone asks, I wasn't here
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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

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