I Beg My Kidnappers For A Phone, Swearing Not To Make Any Calls Or Texts, And They Stare Over My Shoulder,

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

has tumblr thought about the fact that goblin/gremlincore is kinda like being dirt goth. finding the beauty in dirt and bugs and plants and stuff. idk I just think its cool :]

reblog if your blog is a safe space for ghouls and goblins

IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

Biblically accurate Falin