Friend: Hey Could You Suggest Something To Read? Maybe One Of Those Online Things You're-

friend: hey could you suggest something to read? maybe one of those online things you're-

me: wHAT DO YOU WANT? DARK!FICS? NC-17? ANGST? FLUFF? BDSM? CROSSDRESSING? SLOWBURN? ONESHOT? MULTICHAPTERED? AU? EPILOGUE COMPLIANT? ALPHA/BETA/OMEGA DYNAMICS? MATING/HEAT!FICS? HARRYPOTTER!VERSE? OR MAYBE SOME DUBCON? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT SOME HURT/COMFORT? ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP? FRIENDS TO LOVERS? FUCKBUDDIES TO LOVERS? SOULMATE AU? BEDSHARING/FORCED PROXIMITY/BONDING? MAYBE SOME INFIDELITY OR ARRANGED MARRIAGE, PERHAPS. DO YOU WANT SOME JEALOUSY OR AGE!GAP FICS OR SOME PRESLASH?!?! MAYBE SOME FAIRYTALE!AU AND SOME HUMOR AND CRACK !AND PWP AND DADDYKINK!@!@!wHaT dO yOu nEeD i sHaLl pRoVidE yOu wItH iT

friend: *backs away slowly*

There’s thousands of Narnia fanfics on the internet and I have read a total on one (1) good one??? Please explain this math to me

Okay but I don’t understand

why I have the ability to love people in books so much. sometimes i’ll be sitting somewhere and just remember something that one character said that one time and i’ll laugh. or i’ll text on of my friends and profess my love for certain book characters because i love them so much an that is hurts but i cant make it stop, and even if i could i wouldn’t want to because i love that it causes me pain because they might be real what but what is real if not pain??

yeah that’s a bit sad but oh well I’ll keep reading and keep loving and keep hurting. 

Me: *asks my followers to send me writing prompts*

My Followers: *send writing prompts to my inbox*

so my brother was asleep and my leGIT FIRST THOUGHT was ‘oh maybe he’s dead’

And then my second thought is ‘huh. I’ve never called an ambulance before. Wonder what that’s like’

And then he moves and my subconscious just sighs and thinks ‘not dead. What a shame’

listening to mumford and sons always makes me wish I was a horse