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Dumb hoe ... evacuated from the womb 19 years ago ... I have a very sad sense of humor ... so frigging horny all of the time

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2 years ago

Hello! I wanted to share this scene of the event "Fireworks of the land of hot sand". Here we can see little Jamil stressed for the possibility in taking care of a soon-to-be King plus Kalim plus 3 guys and 1 monster. The guys are just vibing.

Hello! I Wanted To Share This Scene Of The Event "Fireworks Of The Land Of Hot Sand". Here We Can See
Hello! I Wanted To Share This Scene Of The Event "Fireworks Of The Land Of Hot Sand". Here We Can See
Hello! I Wanted To Share This Scene Of The Event "Fireworks Of The Land Of Hot Sand". Here We Can See

In the end, all of them enjoyed the fireworks. Jamil didn´t had a moment of peace tho-

Hello! I Wanted To Share This Scene Of The Event "Fireworks Of The Land Of Hot Sand". Here We Can See

I just love this ancient child. PD: Ignore the errors in the subtitles, I´m pretty dumb for english.

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2 years ago

I've seen sooooo many fics where Malleus is courting y/n and gives them his "greatest treasure" or the "heart of his treasury" as a courting thing, and it's always some fabulous expensive jewelry or glamorous gem of a family heirloom.

But y'all.

We all know his most prized possession is Gao-Gao Dragon.

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Imagine Malleus Draconia earnestly gazing into your eyes as he presses his prized tamagotchi into your palm. Your hands cradle the little device. His own lithe fingers wrap around them.

"He is yours to care for."

Youre breathless. And bewildered. Once you've discovered air again, your gaze seeks Malleus's for answers. You find only a soft verdant in his eyes. Springtime, and hope, and blossoming things. Affection like a birds song and warmth like down feathers. A world you could waltz in forever.

It is clear this gaze is meant only for you.

"Why?" You think you know.

"It is Briar Valley tradition," he begins. The tenderness in his voice makes your heart swoop.

"To vie for the affection of one whose love and affection we ardently seek with a gift." Malleus's lips curl into a smile. His thin slitted eyes narrow to teasing half-lidded pleasure at the growing red on your cheeks. Earnest as he means this to be, he cannot help but be tempted by your bashful nature. "One's most precious belonging, to be precise. For that is the only thing that comes close to the heart of one's most beloved."

Your heart thrums too loudly to think and you pull Gao-Gao against your chest.

"He'll miss you, you know. I doubt I can care for him as well as you always have," you admit. "We'll have to schedule plenty of play-dates with...?" Come to think of it, you can't recall if Malleus ever gave a name to Gao-Gao's friend. He had always called it just that.

It appears he hadn't, because there's a pause and a solemn hum as Malleus thinks.

"Roaring Drago," he decides.

"That's practically the same thing!" You laugh in fond protest. Malleus feigns a pout in return.

"I quite like it though."

He can't hold it for long before a smile breaks through his guise. Silence settles between you both- comfortable, but a little shy- until you feel soft lips pressed against your forehead.

"My dearest beloved," he near-whispers against your skin, "I vow to bring you all of the happiness in the world, as you have brought me."

snicker-doodle-cookies
2 years ago

When MC says 'Happy Birthday' to a Birthday Boy:

When MC Says 'Happy Birthday' To A Birthday Boy:

When MC says it to Malleus:

When MC Says 'Happy Birthday' To A Birthday Boy:

The subtle flirting is real 🤣

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2 years ago

The dragons:

The Dragons:
The Dragons:

The dragon f*ckers:

The Dragons:
The Dragons:
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2 years ago
Both Of The Are Terrible At This And Both Give The Other Sass Over Being A Failure In Parenting

Both of the are terrible at this and both give the other sass over being a failure in parenting

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2 years ago
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2 years ago

TWST Incorrect quotes#395 Master Prankster

Idia: My little brother figured out he can put sticky notes on people's backs

Idia: He doesn't know they're supposed to say stuff like "kick me" so they only have animal facts on them

Ortho happily put a sticky note on everyone, Happy Giggles as he does it with so much secrecy, You got tons of Shrimp facts on them

TWST Incorrect Quotes#395 Master Prankster
snicker-doodle-cookies
2 years ago

Look at his faceeeeee 😭😭😭

I just wanna give him so many kissessssss

Good Boy

good boy

snicker-doodle-cookies
2 years ago

You mean to tell me that Malleus Draconia isn’t attractive when he has the most insanely beautiful and kissable lips ??

You Mean To Tell Me That Malleus Draconia Isnt Attractive When He Has The Most Insanely Beautiful And
You Mean To Tell Me That Malleus Draconia Isnt Attractive When He Has The Most Insanely Beautiful And
You Mean To Tell Me That Malleus Draconia Isnt Attractive When He Has The Most Insanely Beautiful And
You Mean To Tell Me That Malleus Draconia Isnt Attractive When He Has The Most Insanely Beautiful And

No seriously! Him and Idia have the most detailed lips in the game it’s insane.I imagine Malleus’ lips look something like this!!! Plump gothic lips😩

You Mean To Tell Me That Malleus Draconia Isnt Attractive When He Has The Most Insanely Beautiful And
You Mean To Tell Me That Malleus Draconia Isnt Attractive When He Has The Most Insanely Beautiful And
You Mean To Tell Me That Malleus Draconia Isnt Attractive When He Has The Most Insanely Beautiful And

Sorry this was a brainrot post. I was staring at his lips for a good few minutes and had to combust. I would have to refrain myself from biting his beautiful lips every time I kiss him

snicker-doodle-cookies
2 years ago

once upon a dream

Once Upon A Dream
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2 years ago
To A World Without Pain

To a world without pain

snicker-doodle-cookies
2 years ago
Happy 3rd Anniversary Twisted Wonderland!!

Happy 3rd Anniversary Twisted Wonderland!!

I can't believe I kept up with twst for so long and I'm excited for what's to come, it feels like it's just beginning!

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2 years ago

UMMM YES?!

Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination
Ghost Wedding~ Alternative Outfits K-imagination

Ghost wedding~ Alternative outfits k-imagination

More discount destock edit!!!!! Wouhou lol

Description edit lol:

Except for Ortho, Sam and Divus as being potential extra canon in the ghost wedding's story.

Everyone is just a wild imagination of mine with the help of @twiwoncrackpopcorn ~

Because.... Yay because xD that's the best argument !!

Oh my, some are wearing real outfits from "Balanciaga, Dior, YSL, Versace" yep !

At least big inspiration.

But yay just imagine that when Crewel's not here, K the rabbit is taxing Crowley's money against outfits.... Yes.... That's my job..... Robbing every madols from Crowley lol.

_Credit_

Asset game extract from @alchemivich and twst game

“Twisted Wonderland” concept belongs to Yana Toboso

snicker-doodle-cookies
2 years ago

This is what you see when Malleus is jealous.

This Is What You See When Malleus Is Jealous.

And this.... This is what everyone else sees when Malleus is jealous.

This Is What You See When Malleus Is Jealous.

Maybe a small difference?

Btw, it's a wonder that NRC is still there, because at the beginning of your relationship, Malleus was jealous at least once a week.

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2 years ago
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🦁

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2 years ago

I am so normal about him 🥴👍

Thanks to this person for being blind and inyecting pantless malmal in my head, its been eating my brain haha

Thanks To This Person For Being Blind And Inyecting Pantless Malmal In My Head, Its Been Eating My Brain
Thanks To This Person For Being Blind And Inyecting Pantless Malmal In My Head, Its Been Eating My Brain
snicker-doodle-cookies
2 years ago

SUPPORT THIS ARTIST AND LOOK AT THEIR BOOTIFUL ART

I JU- I- I JUST- GAGGSVAHBWSJ

I didn't actually mean for this to coincide with Twst's third anniversary, but hey, good timing is good timing. happy anniversary, everybody! 🎉🎉🎉

SO YEAH: a bunch of you guys were asking about prints of my unique magic/signature spell posters, so here are 6.25" x 4.25", 300 PPI versions of the images (the extra .25" is for bleed, so that a 6 x 4" print will still have the white border without it getting weirdly cropped). my color experiments did, uhhh, not go very well, so there's no color-correction, sorry. :') they should print reasonably okay, but it will depend on your settings/printer/paper/etc., so I recommend doing test prints first if you can!

this is current with the Japanese version, so it does contain spoilers through episode 7, and for the Glorious Masquerade event -- I plan on keeping it updated as I do more, so it will continue to be pretty spoilery! no plACEholder though, sorry, I didn't do him at print resolution. :( there are also a couple of alternates, if you decide you like those better: a red background version of Cater (to fit in more with the rest of the hearts boys), and a version of Ortho's with the ??? in ascii instead of binary.

disclaimer: these are for PERSONAL USE only! please do not sell them/make them available for sale in any way (including uploading to print-on-demand websites). also, please don't repost, reupload, or use them as bases/materials/etc. (though if you want to use them as inspiration for your own art in this style, absolutely feel free! ❤️)

thank you!

I Didn't Actually Mean For This To Coincide With Twst's Third Anniversary, But Hey, Good Timing Is Good
snicker-doodle-cookies
2 years ago
He's A Shoujo Character I Swear

He's a shoujo character I swear

snicker-doodle-cookies
2 years ago
AT LAST Idia Gets To Pet Cute Wittwe Kitty Gwim

AT LAST Idia gets to pet cute wittwe kitty Gwim

snicker-doodle-cookies
2 years ago
| "To Be Your Knight." | "To Be Your Soldier." |
| "To Be Your Knight." | "To Be Your Soldier." |
| "To Be Your Knight." | "To Be Your Soldier." |
| "To Be Your Knight." | "To Be Your Soldier." |
| "To Be Your Knight." | "To Be Your Soldier." |
| "To Be Your Knight." | "To Be Your Soldier." |
| "To Be Your Knight." | "To Be Your Soldier." |
| "To Be Your Knight." | "To Be Your Soldier." |
| "To Be Your Knight." | "To Be Your Soldier." |
| "To Be Your Knight." | "To Be Your Soldier." |

| "To be your knight." | "To be your soldier." |

| "To be your guardian." | "To be your king." |

I've met you before...

Once upon a dream...

snicker-doodle-cookies
2 years ago
Something All Dorm Leaders Finally Did. Put Your Leg Up And Assert Dominance. And The Angle Of The Camera
Something All Dorm Leaders Finally Did. Put Your Leg Up And Assert Dominance. And The Angle Of The Camera
Something All Dorm Leaders Finally Did. Put Your Leg Up And Assert Dominance. And The Angle Of The Camera
Something All Dorm Leaders Finally Did. Put Your Leg Up And Assert Dominance. And The Angle Of The Camera
Something All Dorm Leaders Finally Did. Put Your Leg Up And Assert Dominance. And The Angle Of The Camera
Something All Dorm Leaders Finally Did. Put Your Leg Up And Assert Dominance. And The Angle Of The Camera
Something All Dorm Leaders Finally Did. Put Your Leg Up And Assert Dominance. And The Angle Of The Camera
Something All Dorm Leaders Finally Did. Put Your Leg Up And Assert Dominance. And The Angle Of The Camera
Something All Dorm Leaders Finally Did. Put Your Leg Up And Assert Dominance. And The Angle Of The Camera

something all dorm leaders finally did. put your leg up and assert dominance. and the angle of the camera (in this case yuu) just perceives who truly is in the position of real power and who is your equal.

i had to use vil's groovy because his non-groovy one has him standing but i want that leg to hit me the moment he swings it up

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2 years ago
He Can Show You His Tiddies, He Can Wear See-through Linens On Any Part Of The Body But Great Seven Forbid
He Can Show You His Tiddies, He Can Wear See-through Linens On Any Part Of The Body But Great Seven Forbid
He Can Show You His Tiddies, He Can Wear See-through Linens On Any Part Of The Body But Great Seven Forbid
He Can Show You His Tiddies, He Can Wear See-through Linens On Any Part Of The Body But Great Seven Forbid
He Can Show You His Tiddies, He Can Wear See-through Linens On Any Part Of The Body But Great Seven Forbid
He Can Show You His Tiddies, He Can Wear See-through Linens On Any Part Of The Body But Great Seven Forbid
He Can Show You His Tiddies, He Can Wear See-through Linens On Any Part Of The Body But Great Seven Forbid
He Can Show You His Tiddies, He Can Wear See-through Linens On Any Part Of The Body But Great Seven Forbid
He Can Show You His Tiddies, He Can Wear See-through Linens On Any Part Of The Body But Great Seven Forbid
He Can Show You His Tiddies, He Can Wear See-through Linens On Any Part Of The Body But Great Seven Forbid

he can show you his tiddies, he can wear see-through linens on any part of the body but great seven forbid he shows his neck.

it's the rook arm syndrome again but with his neck i just KNOW this man's weak spot is his neck and to think even his overblot design has his neck covered YOU CAN NOT tell me otherwise he'd like to be kissed there.

the only time he showed his neck was during halloween but that was when he was mostly around diasomnia and the mc.

edit: nvm he heard me with that dorm groovy.

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2 years ago
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2 years ago
Zero To Hero Just Like That! Sorry Idia

Zero to Hero just like that! sorry Idia