"Well, The Plot, Unlike Your Hair, Continues To Thicken"

"Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken"

- Erik to Charles

kageyama: just act tough, dumbass.

hinata: i’m not tough!

kageyama: i know. that’s why i said ACT!

hey guys, any fics where andrew picks neil up while they're making out/having sex and neil is really into it? thanks!!

Neil loves his strong boy! We’ve found some for you, also check out “A Lost Boys Life” here, chapter 10 of “The Cartographer and the World” here, “of being happy” here, “mark me, make me yours” here, and some art that highlights Andew’s arms. - A

your love is such a mystery by uwereamazing [Rated G, 3879 Words, Complete, 2018]

five times the foxes walked in on andreil and the one time they didn’t have to.

Andreil Smut Anthology by weicheidarling [Rated E, Collection, Updated 2016]

Chapter 1: Filthy - Andrew is a mesmerizing rapper and he writes songs about his boyfriend sometimes without telling him.

tw: explicit sexual content

Andrew is so jacked he picks neil up during their make out seshs by @foxerice [Tumblr, 2019]

andrew shoving a particularly violent player off of neil wout breaking a sweat…

Art

Buff Andrew art by @requiemofkings, Andrew Minyard art by @senaeke, *apathetic glare* art by @artfrostedleaf, and anatomy practice art by @chuck-the-goon

hi! do you have recs for andreil + pda?

We love soft, happy andreil! From previous recs, check out ‘overturn the violence’ here, ‘Foxhole Tidbits Chapter 38: Fuzzy Feelings’ and ‘Can I have a cuddle?’ in andreil lap sitting, this andreil hugging ask + the Olympics fics referenced in the opening, ‘we need to talk...,’ ‘one of us is in the wrong place,’ and ‘VIP’ in reactions to andreil, ‘Olympics fic,’ ‘Chapter 41: Out & About,’ and ‘Neil Josten is Cheating’ from andreil coming out, ‘Forget all the shooting stars…’ here, ‘Take My Hand’ here, ‘Hold the Line’ here, ‘In the Eye of the Beholder’ here, ‘all for the foxes’ here, ‘Those That Broke Us’ here, and  ‘A State of 'La Vie En Rose'’ here. - A

‘The PDA Challenge’ by egglorru [Rated T, 2173 Words, Complete, Twinyards Appreciation Week, 2019]

Andrew isn’t a touchy-feely guy, and he doesn’t care about anyone’s opinion on his and Neil’s relationship, but when Aaron flaunts how happy he is with Katelyn in public, it’s game on.

tw: alcohol

“Wanna dance?” prompt fill by @harrietbutchpotter [Tumblr, 2017]

Three years after graduating, Matt finally proposed to Dan, who got so excited she climbed him like the tree he was to kiss him.

tw: alcohol

NB: We are running into some tumblr blogs being blocked with a ‘contains sensitive media’ warning. The above fic displays fine on mobile, and we would rate it T.

The first time the team sees Andrew and Neil kiss by @palmettofoxden [Tumblr, 2017]

The first time the team sees Andrew and Neil kiss is in the airport when Neil is about to leave to go see Uncle Stuart.

Andrew being soft with Neil prompt fill by @butiwannabeyoursuperhero [Tumblr, 2016]

- first of all, the idea of ‘soft’ for andrew minyard is not punching you in the face and talking about zombie apocalypses to you

- so in the beginning his relationship with neil was basically angry and needy make out sessions. sometimes horny stare contests that could have been mistaken for angry stare contests

Art

Andreil pda art by @rainbowd00dles

dylan o’brien + dragging trump ✿❀✿❀

Iwaoi fic rec

So since quarantine started I’ve literally watched Haikyuu like three times oops. Honestly if u haven’t watched it yet, I highly recommend. Anyway, Iwaoi is one of my fav ships so I figured I’d make a fic rec so y’all will have some good reading to enjoy in this time of distance :))

All of these are complete and on ao3. I tend to like the longer or chaptered fics so most of these are like that but a few shorter one shot pieces are listed as well! 

The PDA Jar by Poteto 

Summary: “What is that thing for?”

“I’m glad you asked, captain. This… is the Public Display of Affection jar. Or PDA jar for short.”

“Now whenever you do something that may hurt our children’s innocence, you’ll have to put money in the jar as a punishment.“

One of my first Iwaoi fics and its super sweet and fluffy. I love how Iwa and Oikawa come to realize their feelings it’s just really really cute. 

Press ‘1’ to Get a Call From Your Drunk Best Friend by UmbrellaMartialGod

Summary: Press '2’ to hear him talk about you for thirty minutes, press '3’ for him to compliment your ass, and press '4’ for more options.

This is a short and sweet fic where Iwaizumi basically confesses his feelings for Oikawa when he’s drunk af. Super cute and funny. 

to be first, to be best by kittebasu (chanyeol)

Summary: Hajime is apparently something of a masochist, and as he stares down at the tie-dyed AREA51 T-shirt in his hands, he thinks “I’m totally in love with this asshole, aren’t I?”

This is hands down one of my fav Iwaoi fics ever. It feels so realistic to their relationship on the show and it so fluffy but also some angst ugh its just so cute. Basically Oikawa moves in w/ Iwa after he blows up his kitchen and things go from there. 

When You Wish Upon a Star by emerald1963

Summary: Hajime has no idea how this situation is even possible, but he’s one hundred percent certain that it’s all Oikawa’s fault. Oikawa blames the aliens.

The Iwaoi body swap fic that this fandom needs, if not the one it deserves.

The Iwaoi body swap AU. Its absolutely adorable as they try and navigate living in each other’s bodies and how they come to understand each other’s feelings just ugh so good. 

Kotov Syndrome by valiantarmor

Summary: Corruption is brewing in Seijou’s police force. Oikawa Tooru, the captain of Special Investigations, is put onto a case where he cannot afford to fail.But despite his best efforts, not everything goes according to plan.

A standalone fic in the buddycop AU series; reading the others isn’t necessary if you’d just like to read this one!

Iwaoi as cops oooo boy. Honestly funny and adorable as you get to see their relationship but also suspenseful and has a great plot. This is a long one too so be prepared to get hooked. The rest of the series is also freaking awesome so I highly recommend reading all of them. 

i’m gonna be the man who comes back home to you by baekuugo (insxouts)

Summary: Iwaizumi Hajime is a single father trying to raise a teenager (or three) on his own. He thinks he does pretty okay and things are going great until he meets the Oikawa Tooru (who isn’t as great as people think he is, if you ask Iwaizumi) and his life takes a turn for the best worst.

I really love the single parent AU and the author does a really good job of balancing the family relationship and Iwaoi. I just really love this one and its so wholesome but if i remember correctly there’s some angst too, I highly recommend reading. 

dyspnea/arrhythmia by carafin

Summary: In which Iwaizumi Hajime is a junior doctor suffering through his medical rotation, and Dr. Oikawa Tooru is his insufferable mentor. Medical AU.

This fic omgggg. Both Iwa and Oikawa are doctors and ofc oikawa is terrifyingly good. Basically you get so their relationship change as they get closer from working together and supporting each other. A really good read!!

you’re looking like you fell in love tonight by anyadisee

Summary: “So, let me see if I understood this correctly,” Hajime says, slow and careful like he’s still waiting for some kind of punchline. 

“You want me to help Oikawa Tooru, a guy I barely know, because your boyfriend owes him a favor?”

“And you owe me a favor,” Hanamaki adds helpfully.

“That doesn’t even make any sense!”

“Sure it does.” Hanamaki’s smile widens. “Issei and I are practically the same person by now, anyway, so whatever favor you owe me, you also owe him. And by repaying me, you are repaying him, and in turn he is repaying Oikawa. Think of it as, like, the transitive property of equality. A equals B equals C. A equals C.”

“I know what the transitive property of equality is,” Hajime snaps.

[in which iwaizumi pretends to be oikawa’s boyfriend.]

One of my fav Iwaoi fics holyyyyyyy. They start off as just acquaintances and then my weakness, the fake dating AU comes in and omggggg its soooo good. Less angst than many other fake dating fics which was a nice change of pace. 

darlin’, your head’s not right by aruariandance

Summary: “Our wedding,” Oikawa says by way of explanation, tapping his finger against his magazine more emphatically. “What colors should we use? Color scheme is important, apparently.”

Iwaizumi feels his lifespan shortening.

“I was thinking our Aoba johsai colors to go for more, you know, softer tones? Besides, I’ve always looked great in that sea foam green color. Oh, and I guess you look decent in it, too.” He grins, saccharine sweet, and Iwaizumi has never been so tempted to knock one of his perfect pearly white teeth right out of his stupid mouth.”

or,

Oikawa teases Iwaizumi about a childhood promise he made to marry him when they were older, except suddenly it’s not really a joke at all.

This is such a sweet getting together fic omgg. Basically follows them living in Tokyo and going to uni and omgg its so freaking sweet plz read. 

the courtship ritual of the hercules beetle by kittebasu (chanyeol)  

Summary: Tooru is pretty sure he could manage the mating habits of a mosquito. It’s the mating habits of people he can’t seem to get right.

Basically Oikawa has to give up volleyball and becomes a professor but Iwa continues volleyball and the two have drifted apart and their friendship has weakened. THIS IS SO GOOD. This is a long one but man did I fly through it, the author is fantastic!! If you love Iwaoi give this a read. 

Well that’s it for this list but it’s just a few to get ya started! If y’all want more I would be happy to provide, I have way too many bookmarks on ao3. Let me know if you read of these or have anymore Iwaoi recs for me!! Happy reading and stay safe everyone :)))