*Puts Genloss In My Mouth And Shakes It Violently*

*Puts genloss in my mouth and shakes it violently*

HUHHHH

HALLOWEEN BITCH

Listen, i hate the new minecraft trailer as much as everyone else does.

However. They added furr to the creepers. FURR. Yk. Like fanartists do whenever they draw creeper hybrids (ex: doc or sam). Now listen, i know they didn't actually look at fanart for inspo... But the possibility of that happening is so fucking funny.

Also, that technically means furry creepers are just cannon now apparently. All those silly fanarts of fluffy doc? Canonically accurate now. Congrats to any fanartists who drew creepers this way, yall r blessed by Apollo apparently.

Im sorry but i genuinely think this is so fucking hilarious

(Or maybe im just sleep deprived, who cares)

LMAOOO

Martyn: It's like, how dare you—

False: I literally have—I've heard it mentioned about five times and I'm still clueless, so

Martyn: Basically, the only reason I'm aware of it is because...the character in it—like, the-the person who makes the videos—his Minecraft skin has a similar aesthetic to mine. It's blond hair, black headband. So...I keep seeing people tag me going "I thought this was you at first!" Um. But now there's people drawing pictures of me and him kissing, so. It's taken steps.

False: Ohh, yeah, no, I've heard about that. That does happen—

Martyn: Yeah, it's—

False: You need to be careful, Martyn.

Martyn: Oh, dude, I'm all over Tumblr. And they know I am as well.

False: Yeah, no, I know, I'm aware.

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False: I was referencing his artwork with, uh (clears throat) a certain, uh, um, dog, um, friend of ours.

the thing about magic mountain is that it's so funny how little sense it makes when you combine everyone's lore.

This is a volcano. We don't know if it's dormant or active but we do know that there's a hole leading Somewhere outside the world at the bottom of the crater. On one side we have an abandoned cyberpunk dystopia and the bunker all of its former citizens are hiding in, as well as Japanese cyberpunk city with a serial horse killer on the loose. Over here is the sleepy mountain town that consists entirely of shops and then one guy's house, and next to that is the magical teleporting zoo train whose owner is currently levelling a mountain to make room for his zoo. Along this part of the river two people are going through their own personal and mostly unrelated fish-themed horror stories. This is Skizz's torture pyramid that teaches you about what you really need in life by killing you repeatedly. Welcome to magic mountain :)