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Paul: Let’s take this diaper of, you’ll be all fresh and free, like you daddy in his youth days. Oh, Hiddensee!

*Ten minutes later*

Baby shits on the floor.

Paul: That’s punk!

Baby spreads shit all over the floor and himself.

Paul: That’s far to punk. Please, stop.

Thank you @hanhan156 for tagging me! It’s so exciting to learn more about people 😄 and sure I just need an excuse to talk about myself😋 so let’s go:

1. Do you ever make your bed?

As I leave in a studio I kinda have too. And I really like how it looks like with a cozy cover and many pillows.

2. What’s your favorite number?

I don’t have one and don’t actually understand how someone can have it. You like the way it looks? Or it’s your lucky number? Or it has some memory behind it? No idea

3. What’s your job?

Well, I can talk about my work for hours, cause I love it) I work as a recruiter in a big international company. I look for both professionals and early in careers in several countries in very different directions from tech to sales to finance and so on. I can complain sometimes how stressed I am and how I feel bad about my job, but at the end of the day I am really happy with it and the company is wonderful and so on and so forth))) check me out on LinkedIn 😅

4. If you could go back to school, would you?

No, I wouldn’t. School was miserable and I was glad to finish it. University was more fun for sure and I am grateful for memories and experience, but I am so much more happy now.

5. Can you parallel park?

I have a license, but I can barely drive 😬 I cannot parallel park or park in any other way, I can drive straight forward and panic at every crossroad or if another car is passing by or for any other reason. Honestly, a couple of times I stopped the car, turned hazards on and cried)))

6. A job you had that would surprise people?

None, I guess. I had a number of shitty jobs while studying with McDonalds being the best among them, but nothing peculiar.

7. Do you believe aliens are real?

I guess, statistically, there should be some other life in this endless universe.

8. Can you drive a manual car?

No, obviously))))

9. What’s your guilty pleasure?

Reading gay fics counts? And well, I do indulge myself in many things, but I’d rather keep it private😈

10. Tattoos?

No, and I don’t plan any

11. Favorite colour?

Deep blue🌊

12. Things people do that piss you off?

I get irritated so much when people are too slow with actions, decisions or understanding, but I am working on it)))

13. Any phobias?

I don’t have any phobias, just rational fears like pain or standing on the edge of the roof. But I am most scared of depths, as I am a bad swimmer.

14. Favorite childhood sport?

I didn’t do any sports as a child and I don’t do it now, just some gym occasionally. But I LOVED running as a child, especially in nature, pretending to be a horse.🐎 I still remember this powerful feeling 😄

15. Do you ever talk to yourself?

Yes, all the time) who else would listen to all my constant ramble?!

16. What movie do you adore?

I don’t know 🤔 I am not very much into movies, they seldom move me deeply, it’s more like an entertainment

17. Do you like doing puzzles?

Not really. Working with small pieces irritates me and I hate to concentrate too much on little details and the result is so slow. Actually, now as I think about puzzles I get irritated already 😆

18. What’s your favorite kind of music?

I listen to lots of different music all the time: from classics (Tchaikovsky is my favorite) to heavy things (Rammstein, SOAD, etc) to soft indie ( Brazzaville, AnnenMayKantereit) to pop (Lady Gaga, Lana del Rey) and back. Probably, rap and hip hop are not so close to my heart, but this week I discovered Lizzo and she’s so empowering, I can stop listening to her)

19. Tea or coffee?

Black tea with milk no sugar, thank you

20. First thing you remember wanting to be when you grow up?

A politician because I wanted power and money😂 or a horse (see q. 14))))

Wow, that’s a long post! Thanks again for asking, it was so great to answer all these questions. I don’t feel like tagging anyone, so let it stay like this )

Baby *cries*

Richard: He just cries and cries and I don’t understand what he wants!

Paul: Guess, he wants to rewrite the guitar part for the 100th time really badly, our little diva baby boy.

You call it shitty memes, I call it treasure

Getting bored once more… Makes me do some other shitty memes ! 

Paul Landers shitty memes 2/?

I’ve woken up to no power and the forecast is rain. This however, has brightened my day significantly. Thank you Jens Koch for all that you do.