I See A Lot Of Headcanons About Marius Being The Most Horny One In The Nxx But After Lukes Birthday (and

i see a lot of headcanons about marius being the most horny one in the nxx but after luke’s birthday (and especially the end of the fortune tasks!!!) i firmly believe that LUKE is the most horny one

oh anon im so sorry but youve given me an excuse to share my headcanons on luke's horniness because

the thing about luke pearce, first and foremost, is that he is absolutely a virgin at 24 years old when we (re)meet him in canon. what, with that all that guilt? him banging? i dont think so. i dont even think he jacks off, and not in an ace way but in a "oh god im the SCUM OF THE EARTH i cannot do something so selfish as to GIVE IT A JERK" way. im 100% sure of this and my headcanon is that im 95% sure that mc's parents had at least 50% of an unintentional hand in all this because before All That In Luke's Life (traumatically) happened, luke was but a Boy who was living in their house along with their daughter who is a Girl. so like mc's parents gave her a comparably progressive The Talk as a teenager like "it's okay, youre a growing girl, sweetie, just make sure youre safe and responsible and also studies first! love you!" and meanwhile towards luke they were like "Hey Punk. We're Watching You. Don't Pull Any Funny Business......love you!" so that compounded with the guilt hes had in his soul since Forever results in a luke pearce who has a lot of issues (understatement) and also like, a mental/emotional cummies block. he COULD cum. but he thinks he DOESNT DESERVE IT. his guilt complex extends to his dick.

anyway all that said, once he does slowly get over his #guilt, he can let himself Have A Fuck. As A Treat. hes still shy/evasive about it at first but he gets over that (see: SSR Invincible For Love) and once freed from the shackles of his own shame and self loathing, he finally Fucks. and he will fuck with all the power of a man who has all but repressed bodily desires for his entire life, thus when he does fuck it is both 1) often and 2) INSANE.

god i know he fucks with the strength and stamina of a herd of bison. pent up like that for all his life? oh hes fucking hard enough to level a house.

congratulations to mc. happy birthday to luke.

"magical fey shapeshifter surrounded by regular animals" is by far my favorite cartoon saloon trope

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8/11/23

Technically, clerics don’t draw power from their gods, they draw power from their faith. There are many clerics who draw power from faith in concepts like nature, the elements, or Justice. Then there’s that one weirdo who is powered by their faith in other people.

I have a Luke headcanon I want to share with you >:) (This is so much longer than I meant it to be. I'm so sorry).

So, he's great at fixing antiques, right? He can get just about any part, and if he can't, he always knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy. Now, someone in the NSB would NOT have enough spare time to learn all that and make all these connections. I don't know if it was ever explained how he got into antiques or met so many people, but I have an idea.

Rosa is crazy important to him, yeah? Even when he was away for 8 years, he always kept the camera filled with photos of her. Given that Stellis is some place in the future and Luke's camera already looks old to me by today's standards (though I have very little camera knowledge), it's basically an antique in and of itself.

So here's my theory: One day, while Luke is away from Stellis, the camera breaks.

Luke would probably be super stressed about this, running around trying to find the parts to fix it (and trying to learn HOW to fix it, too). I think that's how he got into antiques and met so many people willing to sell extra old/rare parts for repairs.

hello, hello!! this is SUCH a sweet headcanon oh my gosh

im so in love with luke learning how to repair antiques in a frenzied panic of networking and "aaAAAA HOW DO I GETIT BACK" HJDFKHDF. it would also be super sweet if that camera was somehow also from mc somehow, like it was one of her bday gifts to him when they were teens. maybe luke had had an interest in antiques before she gifted him the camera, which made the camera more special because his first ever antique came from her ;w;

im also endlessly endeared by luke learning his contacts like this cuz im imagining a bunch of more elderly antique enthusiasts wondering why this puppy looking teenager is so frantic about his camera, then he fesses that there are Very Precious Photos in it and theyre all like AAAWWWWW and they teach him the tricks of the trade and eventually learn about mc along the way because luke? not talk about her? impossible. HSVJKFHDS

thank you for the ask!!