Right Now On Earth Theres A Kindly Old Stray Tomcat Who Just Got Adopted And Hes Receiving Enough Food

right now on earth there’s a kindly old stray tomcat who just got adopted and he’s receiving enough food to fill his belly for the first time in his entire life and he’s so so so happy and he doesn’t even know that it’s going to be like this forever :)

tv sally jackson show haters can’t handle that she’s portrayed as a woman and not an angel

with that the Wolf tore off the clothes and with one bound was upon her!

“oh no!” screamed Little Red Riding Hood, “a thinly veiled metaphor for unrestrained sexuality! please don’t fuck me– I mean, please don’t eat me!”

the Wolf paused, “is that all I am to you? a cheap psychosexual pastiche?”

“well,”

disgusted: “I’m recontextualised multiple times in this story alone! sure, I’m sex, but I’m also death, I’m maturity, I’m the fear that lurks within, I’m inexorable time, I’m– I’m wearing your grandmother’s clothes for god’s sake! and it’s not just a kink thing!”