Crying Over These Lesbian Cats

Crying over these lesbian cats

actually I'm interested in my wife stop assuming I'm single just bc I use the hellsite (/affectionate)

One or two years ago I got a spam email with these two sentences in them and they’ve been a part of my vocabulary ever since

no no. you don't get it. the reason I injure my blorbos until they can't walk is because that's the only way they'll ever let someone else carry them. the reason I curse them to be sick and feverish is so that they'll finally open up about their emotions while delirious. the reason I force them to overexert themselves to the point of exhaustion is so that when they pass out they can finally rest.

I'm doing this for their own good.

maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time