In Order To Compensate For The Fact That Someone Decided Cats Needed To Not Have Cats In It, We Will

In order to compensate for the fact that someone decided Cats needed to not have cats in it, we will replace the human characters in at least one musical with cats. We are hosting a poll to determine which musical will go full Jellicle in order to restore the balance of the universe, lest we unleash the flesh monster which resides in Patti Lupone's basement.

Do you want me to translate the valvert moments in 4 spanish translations? Yes you do, I'll be right back

devastating! local man is wrong and always has been wrong!

Carmilla isn't a sexy goth chick. I get why she's often portrayed that way - that's what we envision when we think 'seductive vampire' - but I think it's also a misinterpretation of her character and frankly boring as shit. Carmilla is not a goth girl. She's a primal bestial undead thing trapped in the body of a pubescent girl with long thick chestnut hair and glowing cheeks and soft doe eyes. She's not at all intimidating, at first. And the more she feeds off Laura the more lovely and delicate she appears. She hides behind a mask of frail femininity and behaves like a well-bred young victorian woman of her class, she conforms to every standard - but she's entirely inhuman + blasphemous in her existence, in her behavior and philosophy. That's what's so fucking gothic about her btw

happy suicide day or something