The Beef Between Night Owls And Early Birds Is So Silly. We Complete Each Other. Evolutionary-speaking,

The beef between night owls and early birds is so silly. We complete each other. Evolutionary-speaking, wouldn’t it be useful to have people naturally alert at dawn to watch for saber tooth tigers and people alert at midnight watching for like, wolves?? Keeping us safe with internal clocks set to random.

All times of the day are beautiful.

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

Imagine post-redemption Azula putting as much cunning and effort into planning regular events as she did her evil schemes.

Azula, planning Sokka’s birthday party: This will be the best birthday party ever held! Children and adults alike across the world will quiver in awe for generations to come!

Azula: Ty Lee, rearrange those flowers at once! You’re disgracing Sokka, yourself, and most importantly, you’re disgracing me.

list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

cleaning or wipe your bare feet

breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone

putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head

eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground

seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view

cupping your hands into running water to wash your face

the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present

when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

renaissance in the 21st century

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