Sofilaufeysonn - Sofi.laufeysonn

This pandemic is really proving that government has the means to solve all problems they just choose not to

I hope the duffer brothers choke on every triscuit they ever eat.

I hope the duffer brothers get an incurable case of hiccups.

I hope every soda the duffer brothers get either explodes on them or is flat.

I hope the duffer brothers get a painful itch somewhere they can’t reach.

I hope the duffer brothers always get a shopping cart with bad wheels.

I hope the duffer brothers don’t realize they have paper cuts until after they squeeze a lemon or use hand sanitizer.

I hope the duffer brothers miss the bottom step of their stairs.

I hope the duffer brothers have a dream that they’re falling.

I hope the duffer brothers get a buzzing in their ears that won’t go away.

I hope the duffer brothers get a paper cut every time they open a book.

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Just Friends (Loki x female Reader Fluff)

Summary: Based on this request by @sofilaufeysonn I picked friends to lovers as it's one of my favourite tropes.

Loki was your.. friend. A friend, that's all he was, you have known him for more than a year now and you have cried yourself to sleep every time he brought a new girl back to the tower but you could never confess your overflowing feelings for him because he was your friend. That's all he was, that's how he saw you and you never wanted to lose his friendship by complicating it with your silly crush on him, just a crush, you convinced yourself. Losing his friendship would devastate you and you weren't ready for that loss.

The first time you saw him he was in bit of a pickle, Thor just brought him from Asgard and they had a party to introduce him to the world as the new Avenger, he was flirting with several midgardian women at once and two of them got offended so you helped him out as you pretended to be his girlfriend for the night.

"You're a life saviour little mortal" he smiled widely as he hugged you and that was it for you. That's the moment you knew you were screwed.

You were watching your favourite comfort movie Mean girls when you saw him step into the living room with just a trouser on, he loved to torture you with his half nakedness and that body hotter than the scorching sun up there.

When people fawned over Thor's big muscular build, all you wanted was to have Loki's lean body on top of you, you wanted to hold onto his broad shoulders as he'd take you slowly, you wanted to wrap your legs around his thin waist and run your hands all over his abs and that bubbly butt that you wanted to bite...

"Buttons? Buttons" you snapped out of your thoughts and he chuckled,

"Woww you were really deep in there huh? I have called for you like five times. Where are you lost?" He asked you, he was hovering over you on the couch, you could smell his cologne and all you wanted to do was lift your head up and kiss him. You tried to get up so he grabbed your hand and kissed your forehead before he made you sit up.

The forehead kisses, you abhorred them truly. You hated how warm they felt, you despised how loving he was when he cupped your cheeks to kiss your head.

"Ummm the movie, it's one of my favorites" you mumbled nervously and he sat next to you on the couch, he sat too close. You wanted to snuggle into him and have his arm wrapped around you but you only got to do all that in your dreams.

"Hmmmm well if it's something you like, it must be good, your taste is impeccable" he conjured a popcorn and a soda to pass it to you,

"Thank you" you smiled as you looked at him, his eyes were on the screen, his curly hair was all messed up, he looked as if he had just gotten out of bed but he looked really angelic, it was impossible for him to look anything else.

"That lady is devious, I love her" he chuckled as he watched Regina distribute the copy of the burn book all around the school. Jealousy surged through you as he said that. She's just a fictional character, you had to remind yourself of that.

"She's the villain you know?"

"I don't see it that way, she's just a kid and i think she's troubled, have you seen her mother? she just needs to find her way" you nodded as he said that, while you could never relate to Regina he was able to see through her. Plus she was his type,blond, pretty mischievous. That's the type of woman he was into.

"Woww you really like her huh" you joked and tried to sound as composed as you could be.

"She's alright I guess" he smiled and you couldn't take your eyes off him, he was sitting too close to you. Normally when moments like this happened you just looked away before he'd catch you staring at him but today, when his gorgeous half naked intoxicating body was next to you, you couldn't stop.

After a few minutes he placed his arm on the head of the couch right behind your own head and you couldn't help but wonder how good it would feel to cuddle with him.

You have hugged him on several different occasions and hugging him brought you such comfort, it was like being hugged by a warm blanket.

He smiled when Kevin and Janis kissed at the prom,

"Lucky lad huh? Getting the girl of his dreams" his smile dissipated slowly and you stared at him, he turned his head to look at you and brought the hand he had on the couch to tuck your hair behind your ear.

"What happened?" He asked you and you snapped out of your thoughts again

"Nothing, how's umm..janis?" You asked him and he looked at you confused,

"Joanna I meant..Joanna" you corrected your mistake and he chuckled

"She's courting Sam now"

"Really? Why?" You asked him and he sighed

"I didn't want to waste her time or hurt her so we ended it before things would get messy" you scrunched your brows as he said that, none of his flings lasted and you felt awful that you rejoiced everytime it ended.

"I thought you liked her"

"I thought so too but..she's not the one" you nodded as he said that. You weren't too sad about the breakup to say the least.

"I'm sorry"

"Yeahh I could use a hug, little buttons" he chuckled, so you stepped closer to him and wrapped your arms around his neck, he sighed deeply as he felt your warm body so close to him. The pet name, he had no clue how flustered it made you.

"Well I really enjoyed this movie hang out, thank you, I should get to bed" you pulled away from him before your feelings for him would come in between and ruin things, he hated complications you knew that, you didn't want him to ignore you once he had learned of your crush.

"Did you enjoy it? Or you're just being nice to me" he looked up at you as you stood up,

"You know I always enjoy your company Loki, you're like my best friend" you mumbled so he grabbed your hand and kissed the back of it softly, the gesture made you gasp

"Then stay?" He whispered as he looked up again and you sat down, all of a sudden the mood shifted, you felt really nervous around him, more than normal anyways.

"I don't just like your company.. also like your smile and umm pretty much everything about you" you looked down as you said that, you shouldn't have said that. Why did you do that?

"You do?" His brows furrowed

"Of Course you are my best friend" he nodded as he chuckled

"I hate it" your eyes widened and you knew you had fucked up somehow. That was it, he was going to shut you out now, you should have left for your room

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to.."

"I hate being your best friend..no no let me rephrase that, I hate being just your best friend darling, I can't do this anymore" he placed his head down on his palm so you grabbed his wrist and made him look at you. Did he have feelings too? You didn't know but you had to build the courage and ask him, it was now or never kind of situation.

"I am sorry I just .. I don't want to overstep but ..do you like me, like like me?" Your eyes teared up and so did his

"Glad you noticed finally" you gasped as the confession hit you like a rock, were you dreaming?

"Lokii I .."

"It's ok..I ..I just had to tell you, I tried to keep it in for as long as I could but you never make it easy for me. I mean look at you, sitting here in that ridiculous pajamas looking cute as fuck..I think about you all the time, I had since that first night when you pretended to be mine, I wanted it to be real so bad and i tried to distract myself with other people but they weren't you.." you cut him off as the tears rolled down your eyes

"I cry myself to sleep every time you're with someone else..I like you alot, maybe more..but was..too afraid ..I just"

He sighed as the realization hit him too, you wanted him all this time and he had no idea, you never allowed him to see through you. You hid your feelings for him better than he did for you. Both of you were afraid to lose each other.

"Ohh..my sweet sweet girl" he cupped your cheeks and pulled you on top of his lap as he kissed you fiercely, passionately but at the same time he was soft and gentle. He wanted to savor the first kiss, he wanted to remember this forever.

You on the other hand? You wanted to devour him whole, you have dreamt of this moment a million times and day dreamed about it but he gave you so many indescribable feelings. You never thought kissing him would be peaceful like walking barefoot on the beach first thing in the morning, you didn't know he'd feel warmer than the sun on a cold winter morning, you didnt know that he'd remind you of the smell of the earth after the rain, you never thought that he'd feel like home.

As he pulled away you had your eyes closed and breaths heavy,

"Friendship ruined?" You chuckled as you still couldn't believe that he wanted to be yours. Exclusively and intimately.

"Nuhuh it just got deeper baby" he placed his lips onto yours again as he kissed you to his heart's content.

"Allow me to court you properly buttons?" He mumbled between the kiss and you nodded. How could you not?

"Please do whatever you want to do to me" he smiled as you said that but it went straight to his cock. There were several things he wanted to do to you.

Loki wasn't your friend anymore, no that's not right..he wasn't just your friend anymore and you couldn't have been happier about it.

let time pass

Konshu: Steven you goddamn parasite with a fucking horrible accent die bitch

Steven: *calls Ammit a weird crocodile lady*

Konshu: lmao that's my sweet smart comedy king right there, you go my boy, here, take a fancy suit