Biting Into A Yellow Popsicle Thinking It Was Lemon When It's Actually Banana Is Like Cold, Hard Deception

Biting into a yellow popsicle thinking it was lemon when it's actually banana is like cold, hard deception decided to slap your face and piss all over your day.

seokjin: you need to tell Kook-ah about the birds and the bees

namjoon: ok

namjoon: *turns to jungkook*

namjoon: they’re disappearing at an alarming rate

hoseok: i hardly slept last night

namjoon: you know, they say if you can’t sleep it’s because someone is thinking about you

hoseok: who would be thinking about me at 3am?

yoongi: [panics]

yoongi: youre the sun and im the moon

yoongi: lets make a solar eclipse happen

hoseok:

yoongi: with me on top of you

taehyung texting jimin: hey i just walked into this party and someone yelled dibs lol

jungkook texting jimin: JIMIN HELP I’M REALLY DRUNK AND I FUCKEF UP SOME HOT GUY WALKED INTO THE PARTY AND I YELLED DIBS

jungkook, googling: how to flirt using the smallest amount of words possible without actually flirting because what if he's not gay?

fbi agent monitoring jungkook: *reaching for whiskey* jesus christ