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What if I was a lonely brooding man but my features softened as I stared at you adoringly?

lets groove tonight .. impaled on spikes of life

"i just feel like boys are easier" -- parent who is going to emotionally neglect their amab kids

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail. and when you have a favourite character everything looks like . The Character

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

I had to stop smoking sativa because whenever I smoked sativa at parties I would turn into an absolute menace and start bullying men specifically for no reason. I turned into public enemy number one of college boys

when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

Chinese food is called takeout because it makes you want to take out your cock

they wouldn’t call it a boner if it wasn’t meant to be gnawed on

where is “p diddy calls bjork”

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

i am going to fucking Cry

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

i think disney adults should die

I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world’s bs

what's wrong babe you're barely anything