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Broke: Thor doesn’t understand memes

Woke: No one understands Thor’s antique, spicy asgardian memes

OK GUYS THIS IS A FUCKING PSA

if you google search ‘spooky scary skeletons’ do NOT click on this

its a fucking screamer, ok

at about 10 seconds in it comes up with fucking jeff the killers face and a loud screaming

i can promise its fucking loud

just pls

dont go on it

Reblog if you are 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.

Re blog if your my friend

If you are my friend please reblog

everyone who reblogs this by Oct. 15 gets an aesthetic photo corresponding to their blog

have ur submit box open pls!!! :3c

Introducing the Uncle Friend

distinct sense of fashion (not necessarily good, but. distinct.)

has almost died, like, twice, but it’s a really funny story–

absolutely should not be in charge

absolutely does not WANT to be in charge

you’re pretty sure they’re into some weird stuff

wants to help you out when you’re sad???

may not be equipped to help you out and will fret if that is the case

absolutely terrible OR top-notch taste in alcohol, no inbetween

you’ve never seen more impressive shoes 

If you know someone who exudes a powerful Danny DeVito energy despite being a lesbian in her twenties, or if you know someone whose wardrobe choices would not look out of place on Jeff Goldblum, well, you got yourself an Uncle Friend, friend

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Michael.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Michael do now?“ 

Charging Sigil This sigil can either be used on its own by writing it on an object to charge it with energy, or the sigil can be used to direct energy by putting a charged item(I prefer crystal) on the dot and items that need to be charged under the arrow. It will direct energy from the charged object to the items under the arrow.

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

All the gays right now

Gisella Perl was forced to work as a doctor in Auschwitz concentration camp during the holocaust.

She was ordered to report ever pregnant women do the physician Dr. Josef Mengele, who would then use the women for cruel experiments (e.g. vivisections) before killing them.

She saved hundreds of women by performing abortions on them before their pregnancy was discovered, without having access to basic medical supplies. She became known as the “Angel of Auschwitz”.

After being rescued from Bergen-Belsen concentration camp she tried to commit suicide, but survived, recovered and kept working as a gynecologist, delivering more than 3000 babies.

please please make this a fully fledged thing.

I will actually cry if it becomes a thing

Mr. Aizawa’s home for peculiar children

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

*speechless*

PLUS!!:

Toxic for rabbits: Anise, Clove, Oregano, Tea Tree, Wintergreen Safe for rabbits: Lavender, lemon, orange, fennel,  eucalyptus and peppermint, all should be diluted with water!

i am begging anyone who sees this post to reblog it

we live in the MARSHALL COUNTY area, so anything especially in this area, but anyone can reblog this please, you never know who might be closer to the location. please, please reblog this mishka is a big piece of my heart and she has been my emotional support animal through my travels. i am devastated by this loss

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

reminder trans men aren’t just cute, they’re also handsome and hot as hell

Once upon a time I worked in this little burger/coffee/ice cream shop and a lady came in one winter and asked if we had a caramel apple drink and we were like ‘well we have cider’ and she was like ‘no I don’t remember what it’s called but this place made a drink that was chai tea, apple cider, and caramel’ and Breezy offered to try and make something for her but she changed her mind and left so Breezy and I were like ‘alright let’s try this’ because we had chai tea, instant cider mix, a shit ton of caramel, instant hot water from the espresso and too much free time. 

And let me tell you it was delightful. It tastes like watching the leaves changing color and dancing in the wind. It tastes like picking out pumpkins and gourds and fresh apples at the farm up north. It tastes like witches and freedom.

I make it every year now and this year I walked in the house on the morning of October first with all the ingredients and shouted ‘FALL DRINK’ and my roommates were like ‘????’ so I made them Fall Drink and now every time they get home from work they’re like ‘Fall Drink pls?????’

Anyway I remember literally nothing else about that woman but I’m very grateful to her. 

PLEASE reblog and signal boost if you are anti pedophile and i will follow you. there needs to be more of us.

<I>JackCrutchie + Pride Aesthetic</I>

<b>thanks for the request, anon!>

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”