Wait So I Saw Your Headcanon Just Now (yes, Im Early,) Why Doesn't It Work For Johnathan?

Wait so i saw your headcanon just now (yes, im early,) why doesn't it work for Johnathan?

Ahaha, so I know Jonathan and Nancy are together, but throughout the show, I never got a real close-up view of their relationship so... yeah.

Idk man Jonathan seems like a really chill dude

What's the story behind your username?

Haha it was because of grovyle the theif.

He was one of my favorite video game characters, and the name stuck around too long for me to come up with a better one

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

here you go, good sir

capybara #130: pov he saw you holding a slice of watermelon

Sonic? Do I want to starve in 10 days or die of grease in 3 days??

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