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If you read this post you are contractually obligated to say one (1) good thing about yourself. No self depreciation.

practice (pt. 3) | jjk (teaser)

→pairing: fuckboy!jk x inexperienced reader

→rating/genre: m/18+ | college au, fwb, smut, fluff, angst

→word count: tbd (teaser is 239)

→warnings: eMoTiOnAl DaMaGe, maybe unrequited love, maybe not, more detailed warnings list will be included in full fic

→summary: Sparks fly as you try to forget about Jungkook.

→notes: this is my gift to you for hitting a follower milestone !!! love you guys and thank you for all the support on this series. if you're new, if you read the parts listed below i'll kiss ya! muah love u bbies. feedback is always appreciated :')

→series: | pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 |

dumbo: do u want lunch? i can drop it off soon

You were midway through a three hour lab and you really needed to focus. Unfortunately, the professor’s droning was easily overtaken by the incessant vibrating. You peek at your phone with a scoff before shoving it back into your pocket. 

Jungkook doesn’t get the hint.

dumbo: i’ll just get the usu

dumbo: ur lab is in room 305 in the civic engagement building right?

Room 222 in the science building. You don’t correct him, though. 

It was difficult to ignore the sharp, self-inflicted stabs that pierced into your chest whenever he texted you. But you had to cut loose, rip off the bandaid before it had time to adhere to you fully. You hadn’t talked to him in days. Not since he lied to you.

Whenever you had the urge to respond, you went through memories. Pictures of him looking unamused, pink pout scrunched up as you smushed his full cheeks together. Videos of his nostrils fluttering as blaring snores filled your dorm room. Your soft giggles in the background.

Little snapshots of the present that were now the past. 

You were slowly weaning yourself off of Jeon Jungkook. 

Your phone goes off again during your break.

dumbo: hey i’ve been waiting for like 20 min

dumbo: gonna head out since ur probably caught up. free until about 4 tho so text me if u want anything

dumbo: or we can just get something after the showcase?

© chryblossomjjk 2022 [do not copy, translate or repost]

Namjoon’s Birthday live🤍

A really hugeeee part of me wants them together so bad 😭 but like idk. Im literally too excited for thisss🤍🤍🤍

practice (pt. 3) | jjk (teaser)

→pairing: fuckboy!jk x inexperienced reader

→rating/genre: m/18+ | college au, fwb, smut, fluff, angst

→word count: tbd (teaser is 239)

→warnings: eMoTiOnAl DaMaGe, maybe unrequited love, maybe not, more detailed warnings list will be included in full fic

→summary: Sparks fly as you try to forget about Jungkook.

→notes: this is my gift to you for hitting a follower milestone !!! love you guys and thank you for all the support on this series. if you're new, if you read the parts listed below i'll kiss ya! muah love u bbies. feedback is always appreciated :')

→series: | pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 |

dumbo: do u want lunch? i can drop it off soon

You were midway through a three hour lab and you really needed to focus. Unfortunately, the professor’s droning was easily overtaken by the incessant vibrating. You peek at your phone with a scoff before shoving it back into your pocket. 

Jungkook doesn’t get the hint.

dumbo: i’ll just get the usu

dumbo: ur lab is in room 305 in the civic engagement building right?

Room 222 in the science building. You don’t correct him, though. 

It was difficult to ignore the sharp, self-inflicted stabs that pierced into your chest whenever he texted you. But you had to cut loose, rip off the bandaid before it had time to adhere to you fully. You hadn’t talked to him in days. Not since he lied to you.

Whenever you had the urge to respond, you went through memories. Pictures of him looking unamused, pink pout scrunched up as you smushed his full cheeks together. Videos of his nostrils fluttering as blaring snores filled your dorm room. Your soft giggles in the background.

Little snapshots of the present that were now the past. 

You were slowly weaning yourself off of Jeon Jungkook. 

Your phone goes off again during your break.

dumbo: hey i’ve been waiting for like 20 min

dumbo: gonna head out since ur probably caught up. free until about 4 tho so text me if u want anything

dumbo: or we can just get something after the showcase?

© chryblossomjjk 2022 [do not copy, translate or repost]

This was nothing short of amazing.! Just Wow🤍 …I

Can barely get my thoughts together it was so good!

blackout | jjk

⇥ pairing: roommate!jungkook x reader

⇥ genre: best friends to lovers, roommate and college au, fluff, crack, smut

⇥ rating: 18+

⇥ warnings: swearing, he’s just a bit of a fuckboy, bickering, swooning over/thirsting for jk (🤷‍♀️), a manually induced fake blackout? dunno those 2 are odd k, they play uno, a lot of spending time in the darkness, kook has no chill, teasing, consent, dirty talk, fingering, cmnf for a while, sexual tension, oral (both receiving), shower sex, choking, hair pulling, reader cries a bit, jk likes to praise, dry humping?, pussy and tits slapping rip (and some ass ig), making out🙄, manhandling, jk loves her tits and ass and plays with them (a lot), he’s sweet but cocky too, protected sex, dom + big dick kook

⇥ wc: 14.3k

⇥ author’snotes: mmmkay here it issss, this… thing. i may repent for my sins. also i do not know why this is so long, i thought it would be 10k rip please i apologize. anyways, i really hope you like it!! i’m very stoked to find out what you think😶‍🌫️

⇥ summary: Utility bills shooting up like this should be an international crime. Luckily, Jungkook has the perfect idea(s) to save up money and make your night sinfully unforgettable.

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