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BAHAHA THE TAGS PLS-

"YOU TAKE PAPI??!?!?!?"

Jason being protective over Bruce just feeds my soul. I don't even need dinner, just give me Jason scaring off suitors away from his dad and I'll be CONTENT

LISTEN. Bruce is literally always sending Jason messages, texts, tries calling him, even sends him memes at Steph's recommendations, but nothing! Nada!

He always sighs and tries again, but eventually scores Jason's gonna talk when he's gonna want to.

He also leaves him voice mails, detailing about doing arts and crafts with Damian, how he tried Jason's training routines, taking cooking classes, - and he always ends the message with, " Don't get into trouble, Jay. "

It passes as I love you,

What does it? What finally stirs Jason back into the Wayne Manor? This:

" Jason Peter Todd. This better be the last time you prank call Tim in a middle of a meeting. You're more than aware our investors are, -" cut " I'm calling you for a favour. Could you watch Damian for me Thursday night? Everyone else is busy, and Clark made some reservations at a ridiculously expensive establishment, I-"

Jason marching through the manor with this voice mail at full volume, while Bruce and the others are trying to get him ready for the date. Dick is the first one who spots him. " Oh, no-"

" HE IS A FUCKING DEAD MAN!"

" Jason," Bruce is very calm as he attaches his nicest broach on. " Watch your language. "

" Who's this Clark guy? How long have you known him? What does he do? Do we have a background check? What about romantic history Who's? Who's side was he on in the Heard vs Depp trial? "

" He posts golden retrievers on that blue bird app you like. He's even...Approved? I think? But Dick told me not to mention it around you. And take that off, you'll scare him. He should be here any minute now."

" OH THATS WHAT I'M COUNTING ON - "

really loved it back when luffy got that unhinged, blank look on his face

Went to Canberra and got swooped by a magpie twice. This is why Sydney is better. Canberra magpies are vicious man. Been living in Sydney for my very lengthy life of 15 years and I have never been violated like this. And by a bird. Like I know magpies are prone to sht like this but I've never thought I'd be attacked. Never going to Canberra again.

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my girlfriend and i saw you from across the bar and we really hate your vibe

uhhhhh not to be a Hannibal Lecter apologist but like. Imagine you’re born wrong. Just a little bit. Just a little odd and then something so so horrible happens that it changes the way you think and the way you love and then you have to navigate the world with the knowledge that you just don’t fit and you make a living out of talking to people who could maybe, maybe relate to you, and you keep prodding them and pushing them, be like me, but they just aren’t like you, they never will be. And then there comes this man and he has to get you. He must. Because he literally can’t help it. And you push him and suddenly it turns out that finally, there’s a person who understands you and doesn’t despises you for what you are and he sees you. He sees you and he still wants to spend time with you. And then he betrays you. And you try to kill him because he managed to hurt you, and you never want to be hurt again, but after that he’s still there, he’s still looking for you. And you turn yourself in for all the horrible things you’ve done and you keep waiting for him, and he comes back. He comes back and you escape and you become one and he pulls you off a cliff after saying it’s beautiful. Yes I know he eats people but. y’know