Op This Is Such A Good Idea, Can I Do It Too? I Have An Old Powerpoint I Want To Watch Be Reborn Lmao

op this is such a good idea, can i do it too? i have an old powerpoint i want to watch be reborn lmao

Desperate to get my hands on tumblr polls so I can remake my blog into an elaborate choose your own adventure novel

Did you know that the threat state of an area can be determined by if the Waffle House is open or not? Keep this in mind.

Old run down buildings in the aftermath of destruction sometimes will reform into a Waffle House, seemingly out of no where. No traces of the original buildings will be left. Their purpose? To protect and feed those that choose to stay during natural disasters. If the Waffle House closes, there’s no hope for your poor soul. A new building has recently fallen into ruin.

The Waffle House has found its new host.

genuinely love it when Clancy Brown hams it up as Ree and accidentally slips into the Mr. Krabs voice

Transcript:

Stay alert, Stanley. I'll be back. Toodle pip.

some things i’ve learned about adulthood that no one warns you about

you will in fact continue to have acne past the age of twenty

you will eventually hit a point where you start to feel icky inside if you go too long without eating some sort of vegetables

depending on your current level of athleticism/physical activity as well as the kind of activities you did as a kid/teenager, your joints may start acting whack in your twenties, despite what everyone says about that not happening until middle age

eventually you will reach a point where you wonder how you were able to stay up until 3am nearly every night and be perfectly fine the next day (and this moment will come much younger than you expect)

it is much harder to meet new people after you’re done with school than sitcoms would have you believe

don’t let society tell you shit: it is perfectly acceptable to live with your parents after you graduate, there’s no need to be broke and miserable just so you can have some misguided attempt at independence straight out of school

Just got to the skip button ending. im gonna let Narry say everything till it loops again because i like his voice also im plotting angst fanfics and need to know everything lmao